Monday, 29 December 2008

Are You A Hot Chick?




You Are Definitely a Hot Chick



While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's...

You get the most dates of any girl you know

It's your whole five star package that attracts men -

Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue.



from http://www.blogthings.com/areyouahotchickquiz/

Are You Hot?




You Are Super Spicy



You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.

You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!



from http://www.blogthings.com/areyouhotquiz/

Are You Sexy?




You Are Very Sexy



Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal.

You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there.



And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top.

Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love.



How You Are Sexy



You accept your body as it is, and that's sexy. If you feel attractive, you are more attractive - no matter what your shape is.



You feel gorgeous, and you always try to look your best. You make the best of what you've got. Totally sexy!



You are open to all sorts of experiences, and you have a taste for the exotic. Your adventurous spirit is very sexy.



You are secure in social situations, and you definitely have a confident vibe. And that's very sexy.



from http://www.blogthings.com/areyousexyquiz/

How Evil Are You?




You Are 42% Evil



You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.

Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.



from http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

How Hot Are Your Kisses?




Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild



Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss.

You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride.

You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble!



from http://www.blogthings.com/howhotareyourkissesquiz/

What Kind Of Kisser Are You?




You're a Passionate Kisser



For you, kissing is about all about following your urges.

If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story.

You can keep any relationship sizzling with your steamy kisses.

You're total spark plug, and your kisses are bound to get you in trouble



from http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofkisserareyouquiz/

Galawin Kaya Kita?!

Isang nakakagising na banat:









"Super steady mo naman dyan!













Galawin kaya kita?!"



Grabe! Bentang-benta 'to sa amin ni Noel, hahaha. Word of the day namin yung "steady". Wahaha.

Domo arigato kay Patrick Tolentino para sa text na 'to.




Saturday, 27 December 2008

[message]

gosh. sobrang tinamad ako mag-post oh.
anong petsa na? lamig kasi ng pasko ko eh.
sana new year ko, mejo mainit na.
[hey, mainit. as in may nagparamdam. not the usual init you think. duh.]



Monday, 22 December 2008

8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirt

This is really so cool! It's an ideal Valentine gift! Pero dapat kung hindi pa married, eh sure ka na sa boyfriend / girlfriend mo. Haha.

Well, this is a glowing animated t-shirt that displays you're remaining life energy. If you buy a pair and the shirts are in hugging distance, all hearts will light on!

Loveless? You can still light all 6 hearts by using a transmitter box. Hahaha. Just put it aywhere like malapit sa kung sino or anong bagay ang gusto mo. Bitter.

Now, what I ask for is where in Philippines can I buy these shirts... and with whom can I share it. LOL! But if wala here, yung mga nasa ibang bansa, kung meron there, just buy me na lang a pair and I'll pay you. :))


Saturday, 20 December 2008

Happy Anniversary! Make WAR, not LOVE. F.U.

Kung tayo pa rin hanggang ngayon
Kung hindi ka lang talaga gago
Eh di sana for the first time
May nasabihan na akong HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! I LOVE YOU.

Dahil dyan, break-up anniversary nalang ang i-celebrate natin.
Ok lang DHIE ka naman kawalan eh.
Hindi sayang ang isang taon noh.
P.I. mo.

Kawaii Hanabi


I copied this frame from my captured video of fireworks display sa Paskuhan sa UST. :)
Cute huh.

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Harry Potter Vs. Edward Cullen

"Ano ba yang twilight na yan! Napaka-unrealistic! Bampira? Hello?! Meron ba nun?! DUH!!"
- Harry Potter (bitter)





"DUH!! Kesa naman magic! Saan ka ba nakakita ng walis na lumilipad?! Nagsalita ang hindi unrealistic!"
- Edward Cullen (reply)



Domo arigato kay Karla Justo para sa text na 'to!

Friday, 12 December 2008

Deleted In Friendster

I'm sorry for being too personal nowadays. It's just that I don't have time to look for cool chorbas kasi it's our exam week.

Kasi naman eh noh. Jervis, my ex's cousin, viewed me kaya I viewed him too. Then I saw there "No friends in common." Haha. I was like "Ay tae! Kupal Kapal naman... Naunahan pa ko!" Shet oh. Binura na pala ako ng gunggong kong ex.

Sobrang badtrip ako! Ang kapal. Siya na nga yung nang-iwan kasi pumuta siya sa ... alam niyo na ... yung lugar na pinagpalit niya sa akin. Haha. Tapos, siya pa yung nakipag-break. Sobang kapal na. At ngayon, siya 'tong nag-delete sa akin! Hindi man lang nahiya kahit konti. Bading?

"War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left." - yan ang bongga niyang shoutout na halos sumabog ako nung nakita ko yan plus hindi ko na siya friend.

At ano ang ginawa kong shoutout? "May God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." So, war pala ha. Eh di enemy ko siya. Hindi naman kami friends eh., diba. Mas bongga!


Tuesday, 9 December 2008

Burahin Na Sa Mapa

Type ko lang. Kanya-kanyang trip 'to. Nakaka-badtrip eh.

Renton at Tukwila
-binubura na sa mapa.

TAE.

Monday, 8 December 2008

National Anthems, The Dream Match

Haha yesterday was Pacquiao and de la Hoya's fight. Hindi naman ako nanunuod talaga pero close naman sila ni daddy dati so naisipan kong naki-nuod na rin.

Ay teka, gwapo pala ng konti si de la Hoya. Haha. Uhm si Pacquiao, medyo improving na rin ang English. Hehe.

Anyway, what I would like to do is to comment on the singers who sang the national anthems of Philippines, Mexico, and USA.

Yung sa Mexico, I remember, Christian Castro yung kumanta. Okay naman.



Yung sa atin here, si Karylle. Oo, medyo may something sa 40+ seconds, but still she looks kagalang-galang in her outfit.



And here is Keyshia Cole, singing the national anthem of the USA. Super BOOOOOOO.

You know what, oo, may galit nga ako sa USA, oh I mean, may something akong nararamdaman. History. Like, yung EX ko, napunta lang dun, nakipag-break na. Maybe gusto niya liberated. I fucking hate liberated people. PDA-PDA, asar ako. Haha. Whatever!

Anyway, ayun, I just want you to know na hindi lang ako yung nainis nung napanood 'to, ok. Lahat ng nakausap namin ni mommy about here, all of their testimonials were negative. Anong say nyo? National anthem yan! Recording superstar pa naman sya, pero it seems like magba-bar sya! Ano bang suot yan?! Tara, I'll gonna giver her dress. Iniiba pa yung tono. The worst, naka-pamewang! Tama ba yun?

[Yung mga immigrant ba dyan, alam nyo kantahin yan? Dapat if you're gonna live na there, sa airport pa lang ipakanta yan eh. Kaso yung tono nga, iniba ni Keyshia. ]

Sunday, 7 December 2008

para sa next SHOTA or BF ko (magkaiba yan!)

oo, sabi ni ginoong nuval, magkaiba yan.,

mawalang galang na ho.,

labis kong hinihiling sayo, kung sino ka man, na sana, huwag mo na ipatanggal sa akin ang piercing ko sa taas ng aking
kaliwang tenga noh., (dadagdagan ko pa siguro, sa kanan, baba.,)

kasi, una, mahal magpabutas., ikalawa, masakit ang aking nararamdaman pagkatapos ng ilang segundo., isipin mo na lang na masasaktan na naman ang tenga ko tuwing magpapabutas ako ulit pag nagbreak tayo., ikatlo, dalawa lang ang tenga ko., at pinili kong magpabutas sa kabilang tenga kung saan birhen pa ito, ang ibig kong sabihin, ayoko na kasi uli magpabutas sa nabutasan na dati.,

nagmamahal, lacar



noon (oktubre ata, 2007)



kahapon (disyembre 6) - kakapierce pa lang kaya hindi ko pa napapalitan ng ginintuang hikaw

Shark Got Raped



LOL. This is crazy. Talo shark sa octopus. Woah. *applause*

Dog Attacks Shark



Patay na naman ata yung shark eh. Kaya ang tapang nung doggie.

Thursday, 4 December 2008

My Prof, Soooo Conyo!

*FROM MULTIPLY: http://lacarotica.multiply.com*

sobrang halaga ng ipapaskil ko dito ngayon. kailangan ko ng kooperasyon mula sa inyong lahat.

may pagsusulit pa tayo bukas, marami, at may takdang-aralin pa ngunit talaga nga namang inuna ko pa ito kesa doon.

una, hulaan nyo kung sino ang nagpapasimuno ng ka-konyohan sa mundo. ikalawa, nais ko lamang padagdagan sa inyo kung saan ako nagkulang sapagkat kinokolekta ko ang magagandang pangungusap na nabubuo ni tooooot.

ito pa lamang ang mga nabigyan kong pansin:

1. wE DiD nA tHis BeFoRe...
2. iT iS nEcEsSaRy MuNa To KnOw...
3. tHeRe iS aN aCtiViTy DitO na i WouLd LikE yOu mUnA tO dO...
4. aNyWaYs...
5. i UsUaLLy LeAvE nA aFtEr mY cLaSs...
6. sSSshHhh-------SshhHoOOcKs!

7. (from Noell Langit, prof kasi nila sa integral calculus) mAhiRap tALaGa Ma-UndErStAnD...

ayos ba? sorry ang sama ko eh noh. haha.

ay then kapag the kaspersky pops up, the keyboard will die eventually. hahaha. pati pag wala pa din yung data analysis na add-in.

Bastos List

Mga bastos! Huwag tutularan:

1. Pablo Job
2. Nadia Cole
3. Gina Cole --- Yeah, they're magkapatid ni Nadia.
4. Pining Gercia
5. Rey Pinioco
6. Chino Pacia
7. Tina Moran --- Panalo 'to! Favorite ko!
8. Indo Tan
9. Kleth Torres
10. Beth Logan --- Dati ko pa siya kilala.
11. at dahil uso, naisip ko lang 'to bigla habang tumatawa nang mabasa ko yung names:
Jack Cullen. --- kaano-ano ni Edward? [hindi ako nagbabasa ng twilight]

Domo arigato kay John Michael para sa pag-introduce sa akin ng mga taong ito.

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

The Moon Smiled Last Night




Ang labo. Sorry. N70 lang kasi yung pinang-picture ko dyan eh. Pero nakakatuwa talaga kagabi. Nag-align yung Jupiter tsaka yung Venus - sila yung eyes. Then sa gitnang baba nila, andun si crescent moon! At parang naka-smile! Sooooo cute.

This phenomenon happens only every 48 years. Wooh we're lucky we saw it. Best seen sya in Western Australia kasi malapit yung eyes sa smile. Where's worst? Haha USA! It's inverted there. FROWN. Hahaha. [Kawawa naman yung ex ko. Naka-frown sa kanya yung moon.]

Monday, 1 December 2008

Dress Up Against AIDS







Condom gown?! Astig. Even hats! So cool!
'Di kaya ang init nito?

Friday, 28 November 2008

Lacar & Aida's Adventure [Adan Plus Etits Keychains]

I just wanna share my uhm, heaven-experience today. Hahaha medyo kasi heaven ang feeling kanina. There, end of pharmacy week. Medyo ang tagal ko umalis ng house. Hindi ko tuloy nakita si Christian my babeh kanina. Sabi ni Aida andun daw eh. Nung nasa carpark, nakita ko yung kamukha dati ni Kabantot [feeling CLOSE?] nung kami pa. One point! Yung naabutan ko lang na andun sa Plaza Mayor eh yung kamukha ng tatay ni Kabanot [feeling CLOSE?] - hoy hindi ko yun crush noh. Ampness ang tagal ng shirts. Yun lang naman kasi hinihintay ko para makaalis na.

Uhm pero ayos ayos! Games daw sa Grandstand? Duh. Pero dahil nga wala pa akong pharma shirt, nag-Grandstand muna kami. Hahaha. AYUN! Nasalubong namin si ENG CUTIE MY BABEH OOH SOOO HOT! Pinagtagpo na naman kami! Hahaha. Two points! Nakangiti! Ang wafu grabe! Nakakagigil. Rawr!!! Tapos si Aida, parang sinabi niya kay eng cutie na Lacar name ko. Haha. Tumingin si eng cutie habang pinantatakip ang kulay baby blue niyang bag dahil maaraw. Ang taas ng araw grabe! Haha. At naka-shades nga pala ako kanina kahit na proud ako sa mata ko dahil sa Nichido.

Ayun. May Bring Me na game. Pinaka-gwapo daw? Wala ko matripan, bigla ko dinala si Prats! Haha. At nanalo naman. Kaso bakit siya lang may prize? 'Di ba ako nagdala sa kanya? Huhu. Starbucks yun!

Ok ok. Then games, games, then nung Saluhang Itlog na, wohow! Kasali si room 209 cutie! Three points! Wooh ang gwapo niya! Kaso hindi na nasalo yung itlog. Hmm.

After naman ilang oras, I'm so glad to receive na my pharma shirt. Haaay salamat. Sinuot ko na. Haha.

Sa carpark ako nagbihis. Then upon walking there, boom! Four points! Nakita ko si pol sci cutie! Woooh pinakita ko kay Aida. Sabi niya ang laki daw ng braso! Shet nanggigigil ako. Rawr!

Eh di ayun ay tapos pa pala, nakita uli namin si Lee Shaoran. Ay, Krissiaumo ata pala. Whatever. Hahaha. Schoolmate ni Aida. Soooo cute the name ha. Hehe.

Ayun, pumunta kami Robinson's Place. Hahaha. Yikee si Aida, nakatabi niya yung hindi ko alam sino yun. Pero kinuhanan ko sila picture.

Hmmm picture picture! Tapos, kumain kami ng Chicken Teppanyaki sa Karate Kid. Woah Good for 2 at unlimited rice at red iced tea. Haha. Gluttony. 199php lang lahat.

Ayun. Naisipan naming bumili ng Etits Keychains. Tatlo. Yung isa ay isusurprise namin kay Alitha. Wala lang. Gusto ni Aida ng maliit para madali daw itago. 3 for 100. So bad kasi may nakita kami 3 for 100 pero mas malaki. Eh 'di sabi ko yun na lang. Hahaha. Nagatagal kami grabe para makahanap ng the best buy. Haha.

Then we went to Havaianas. May nakita si Aida na pink slippers at nagustuhan niya talaga. Tapos medyo binenta niya yung MyPhone niya. 1500php lang nga eh. Sayang naman kasi 7Kphp ata bili niya dun tsaka bago pa. Ok lang daw naman. After noon, natapos na ang adventures namin kanina.


Shawn Lee

Due to insistent public demand, I decided to collect and post Shawn Lee's super cute photos here. Hahaha. Nababaliw na ko kay Lee Chuang Rui, grabe. I'm sorry kung konti lang. It is hard kasi to look for his pictures kasi there is another person named Shawn Lee. Sometimes, iba na lumalabas.


With Joshua Ang (Chengcai)


Sooo cute! Look at Chengcai sa likod! Haha.

Some casts sa I Not Stupid Too. Hehe yung mga bata oh!

Gwapo! /drool

Robbers?! Hindi bagay! Angelic face eh!

Sooooo handsome!

/drool!

Thursday, 27 November 2008

I Not Stupid Too!

Okay, okay, grammar? Nagtaka din ako eh. Pero oks lang yan. Worth it. Hahaha. So lame. Cool man. Whatever!

Well, this afternoon on our Theology class kasi ni sir Willard, we just watched this movie "I Not Stupid Too". It's nice huh. We got lots of lessons though it's only subtitled ng english. Mandarin yung salita kasi eh, Singaporean movie kasi yan. Oh by the way, we were not able to watch it completely because medyo finorward ni sir. How sad.

So, this movie is keenly centred on the theme of increasingly difficult parents-children relationships nowadays, due to lack of communication *parang ano lang ah. ehem, ex! nagkulang ba ako? o gago ka lang talaga?*. More than often, parents think that they understand their children based on I-gave-you-birth-so-i-know-you. Really? A child is most vulnerable at teen years, the most crucial period. A single wrong move of parents can result to a lifetime regret.

I Not Stupid Too, insightful and entertaining.

Uhm, casts? Here, pero yung iba wag na ha:

Jack Neo [Tom and Jerry's father]
Xiang Yun [Tom & Jerry's mother]
Huang Yi Liang [Chengcai's father]
Ashley Leong [Jerry]
Joshua Ang [Chengcai]
Shawn Lee [Tom]

Hahaha yung director and writer, yung tatay din pala nila Tom & Jerry. Nice. Jerry, yung bata, hehe, nakakatuwa siya. Good actor at that age. Chengcai is cute. And..... Tom! Soooooooooo cute! Woooooh! I'm so crazy over him na! Here oh:Ay! Nahanap ko na din pala yung account niya sa Moblog. Hahaha! His other blog yung napakita sa film. Hehe but it's not available na eh. Ay! Ninja Turtles bag was also seen there. Lurve it!
Plot summary? Hmm... Ok. Here, pero copy paste ko na lang sa Wikipedia kasi I'm so naaantok na talaga now:

The plot revolves around the lives of Tom Yeo (Shawn Lee), his younger brother Jerry (Ashley Leong) and their friend Lim Chengcai (Joshua Ang). 15-year-old Tom is technologically inclined and a talented blogger *(^______^) ehem! we can be friends!*, while 8-year-old Jerry enjoys the performing arts and has the lead role in his school concert. Their parents' (Jack Neo and Xiang Yun) busy schedules give them little time to spend with their children, leading to a strained relationship. His mother absent, Chengcai was raised by his ex-convict father (Huang Yiliang), whose fighting skills he inherited.

During a school check for mobile phones, Tom is caught with a pornographic VCD. As his teacher confiscates it, Chengcai makes a cheeky remark that provokes the teacher into slapping him, leading to an exchange that escalates into a massive scuffle. The principal decides to expel Chengcai and sentence Tom to public caning for their parts in the scuffle. Tom and Chengcai join a local street gang; as their initiation, they are made to shoplift an iPod. However, they are caught by two conmen posing as police officers, who demand that they pay $2000 within two days or be arrested.

While tutoring his sons, Mr. Yeo tells them that people will pay $500 for an hour of his time. Jerry, who wants his parents to come to his school concert, starts saving money and eventually resorts to stealing. After he is caught, his furious father canes him, but calms down when the boy explains that he wanted $500 to "buy" an hour of his father's time. This prompts Mr. and Mrs. Yeo to read Tom's blog and realise how unappreciated and alienated their children feel.

Unable to raise $2000 themselves, Tom and Chengcai rob an old lady of her necklace, but regret their action and return it to her. In the ensuing struggle, Chengcai bumps into several gangsters, while Tom's mobile phone falls out of his pocket. The phone hits the ground, accidentally calling Mr. Yeo, who is doing a presentation about 3G phones for a contract worth $3 million. He rushes off to the scene and pleads the old lady to give Tom a second chance. When the police arrive, she tells them she made a prank call. Two days later, Mr. Yeo meets the conmen and gives them thousands of dollars of hell money; the conmen are then arrested by real police officers who have been waiting in ambush close by. Having finally understood their children, the Yeo parents watch Jerry's concert, much to his delight.

The gangsters whom Chengcai bump into beat him up. Mr. Lim, who happens to be nearby, tries to protect his son, but is badly beaten. Severely injured, he is taken to the hospital in critical condition. On his deathbead, Mr. Lim tells Chengcai that he loves him and that he should pursue his talent for fighting. Witnessing this scene, the principal is touched and allows Chengcai to return to school and the boy eventually becomes an internationally renowned martial artist.

Monday, 24 November 2008

He's Never Satisfied No Matter How I Tried



This song made me teary-eyed when we were watching their concert last night (Nov. 22) sa araneta. Then kahapon, we watched our CD of MLTR and tumulo luha ko. Hahaha.

Cute part ung 2:19-2:24 ata. Akala nung lalaki malalim yung water. Pero hindi pala.

Uhm I dedicate this song sa lahat ng mga INIWAN. Hahaha. especially, kay yours truly haha.

Lyrics:

Baby want you tell me why there is sadness in your eyes
I don't wanna say goodbye to you
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
But there is something left in my head

You're the one who set it up
Now you're the one to make it stop
I'm the one who's feeling lost right now
Now you want me to forget every little thing you said
But there is something left in my head

I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

You were never satisfied no matter how I tried
Now you wanna say goodbye to me
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
But there is something left in my head
I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

Sitting here all alone in the middle of nowhere
Don't know which way to go
There is so much to say now between us
There ain't so much for you
There ain't so much for me anymore

I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feelings so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

4 Months Without A Boyfriend

Ayun nga. Four months. Hahaha very well said. Yun lang. Nakakainis. Bakit ba binibilang ko pa? Ewan ko rin eh. Amp.

Uhm kanina sa LRT ang hot nung katabi ko. Hahaha kamukha ni Jake Cuenca. Feeling ko taga dun sya sa building ng commerce kasi parang yung nasa shirt nya, "We are the members of the corporate world" something. Hindi ko lang alam course. Haha.

Tapos nag-parade na kami, mga taga Faculty of Phar. Haha. Naka-red daw si Christian-My-Babeh kaso nung nakita ko sya, mabilisan lang.

Uhm okay naman, mukha akong cowboy, eh Austria kami. Haha. Whatever yaya.

Tapos punta kami SM Manila ni Aida para maghanap ng mga makalaglag-panty na mga Adan, JOKE! Lunch kami plus window shopping.

Tapos nung naglalunch na kami, haha, nung patapos na, may tumabi sa aming lolo. Kumakain na. Tapos maya-maya, lumapit yung crew ng Pinoy Toppings, sabi nya, "JUSKO, SIR! DISPLAY YAN!" - Shet grabe. Pinipigilan kong tumawa pero dahil sobrang naiihi na ako sa kakapigil ng tawa, lumayo na kami. Shet noh? Yung display na food siguro, bigla lang kinuha ni lolo nung nag-order sya.


Commercials That Will Make You Cry [Thai Insurance ;D]















Pinipigilan kong maiyak nung pinapanood sa amin 'to ni Sir Willard. Pero teary-eyed na ako, buti nakapatay yung ilaw. Hehe.
You know, ang ganda na ng momentum kaso, sa huli, insurance pala?! Haha.

Lacar Plurks Her Life On The Line


Add me. ;)

Saturday, 22 November 2008

Lacar Is Multiplying.


- My multiply account... Click the banner! ;)

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Divorce Cake


Dahil bukas, 11 months na sana kami nung ex ko, inihahandog ko itong cake na 'to para sa kanya.



In Memory of... :(


Ohhh. So sad. :( Haha ayos noh?

40 Pounds Of Rape


You know you want to open it. /gg

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

How To Theologize

Hahaha this is my assignment in Theology. I am super afraid to attend Sir Willard's class because 10 of us, including me were absent last meeting which was equivalent to 2 hours. I hope he won't be mad.

So, how to theologize? I don't have the exact definition of theologize but I believe, it is somehow like this.

Twenty-fourth of July this year, exactly a month after my birthday, was very noteworthy. Of course, it’s my Mommy Nene’s birthday – my mom’s mom... and unfortunately, later that day, my Lolo Emong – dad’s uncle, just passed away. Certainly, we were sad.

I just decided to go online, chat with my “fiancé” abroad, and practice playing my bass guitar. But luck just drove back from me that day. Seven months and four days, plus few more years of bonding were trashed. Almost three months of solitude & online love was muddled up with another batch of sadness. My “fiancé”, who’s now in the USA, just broke up with me that night. I was so shocked because he even told me “I love you” the previous hours.

He broke up with me because he doesn’t want me anymore. We’re in a long distance relationship for three months then and he’s not used to it. He said that first of all; he doesn’t like boyish girls [Then, why court me?]. His reasons are extremely invalid in our case. His reasons are too bare. He just didn’t treasure our moments together. He didn’t even think of what will I feel. He didn’t think of how good my relationships with his parents and relatives, and vice versa. He just thinks of Cabal, he’s busy in his blog. In three months of stay there in his new home, I know it’ll be new to him so he will be exploring something new, but he can adapt in time. However, like what I’ve shared, he evolved quickly from a tangent-to-perfect guy into an immature regressing kid.

This is the main point of my theologizing: I remember after knowing that he must stay there not only for vacation, he confessed that he’s an atheist. I was so shocked to know that. I don’t want my children to have a father who doesn’t believe that there’s God. Although I am not super religious, although I am also a man of science, I still believe there’s God.

I always wanted a wonderful church wedding because it is a sacrament and it must be done in churches. I want my kids to be baptized... but how can I do that if he’s an atheist? That time, I am certainly obliged to be breaking up with him for what he just said was evil. But I love him so much that I gave him chance and I accept his belief.

So now that we’re off, I realized that God just gave me a test. God made me stronger and smarter from that experience. My ex is not someone to cry for. With that atheism, he must be dumped. I shall move on and enjoy life to be happy. I know there are lots of guys out there who are more deserving than a regressing atheist, those who will truly love me and at the same time those who believe there’s God.

To see is to believe. However, sometimes, we must believe despite the fact that we cannot see. That’s why there’s such word as abstract, like faith and trust.

Saturday, 15 November 2008

Contortionist



This is cool. 'Hope I can also do that! Hahaha.

But I have a question, does it hurt down there? Haha.

Friday, 14 November 2008

Funny Accidents



Ang sama ko talaga. Aksidente na nga 'to tapos medyo pinagtatawanan ko pa oh. Well, masakit talaga yung iba, pero hehe, natatawa talaga ako eh. Ahaha.


Cool Stick Figure Animation [Watch this!]



Made by Alan Becker. Got this from of course, youtube.

Super cool animation of a stick figure with nice story! Haha. Watch it.

Monday, 10 November 2008

Jewish To Oddor Sunteen? [Ano daw???! LOL]

Room Service (RS): Morrin. Roon sirbees.

Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

RS: Rye ..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen?

G: Uh..yes..I’ d like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?

G: What? RS: Ow July den?…pryed, boyud, poochd?

G : Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee baykem? Crease?

G: Crisp will be fine.

RS : Hokay. An Sahn toes? G: What?

RS:An toes. July Sahn toes?

G: I don’t think so.

RS: No? Judo wan sahn toes?

G: I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘judo wan sahn toes’ means.

RS: Toes! toes!…Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?

G: English muffin!! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘Toast.’ Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: We bodder?

G: No…just put the bodder on the side.

RS: Wad!?

G: I mean butter…just put it on the side.

RS: Copy?

G: Excuse me?

RS: Copy…tea. ..meel?

G: Yes. Coffee, please, and that’s all. RS: One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy….rye?

G: Whatever you say.

RS: Tenjewberrymuds.

G : You’re very welcome

Gets niyo? Medyo nakakanosebleed lang yung ibang part. :)

Domo arigato ulit kay Kuya Green para dito. Nakuha ko ulit sa site niya.

Puputulan Kayo! - Eh Anong Gagamitin Ni Misis?

Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munang ipagsabi.Nahihiya ako…

Mister: Okey.

Kinabukasan, dumating ang taga-Mercalco. ..

Taga-Meralco: Misis, delayed po kayo ng one month.

Misis: Ha? Bakit mo alam?

Taga-Meralco: Nasa record po.

Mister: Bakit naka-record diyan na delayed ang misis ko?

Taga-Meralco: Kung gusto ninyong mawala sa record, magbayad kayo!

Mister: Eh kung ayokong magbayad?

Taga-Meralco: Puputulan kayo!

Mister: Eh anong gagamitin ni misis?

Tag-Meralco: Pwede naman siyang gumamit ng kandila.

Domo arigato kay Kuya Green. Sa site niya ko 'to nakuha.

FOR YOUR F*CKNUT EX-BOYFRIEND


Para sa lahat ng iniwan ng mga SHOTA nila.

Nice image huh!

At para sa lahat ng nang-iwan, MAMATAY NA KAYO, PWEDE BA?

Saturday, 8 November 2008

Maritess Vs. Superfriends [a must watch for everyone]



"My Bisa jas ran out 2 mants agow. My Bisa expired, I'm illegal here. I'm illegal alien. But Superman, he's prom Krypton, he's alien! He's here! He can't stay here. I can stay here, I'm prom Ert. But he can't stay here. It's nat peyr. it's not rayt. Bikos he's white, dat's why."

- This is just a sneak peek of funny lines from the clip. :) Watch out! A lot more pa sa video.

Maritess Vs. Superfriends! Again, si Rex Navarette nag-dub. Haha. Watch it
. The animation too is cool. :)


Domo arigato kay Darkamote para dito...uli. :)

Below Job! Below Job. Below Job?!



SBC PACKERS! Haha. This guy is so funny! He's Rex Navarette.

"We are the best packers in da world!"
"Ip yu pack wid as, we'll pack wid yu! But ip yu don't want to pack wid as, yu go pack wid yorselp."
"We are da best animal-packers in da world! We pack mor animals dan Noah."
"So, we are the best cock-sackers in da world!"
"BELOW JOB... I am not ashamed...to get down on my knees...and give away as many below jobs as possible."



Super nakakatuwa! More videos coming soon...

Domo arigato kay Darkamote para dito.

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

Ground Pork...Man?!


This is super ouch. I dunno where ito. Yun lang masasabi ko.
[Sumalangit nawa sya. :( ]

Domo arigato dun sa someone na nag-view sa friendster ko na friend ng friend ko. Nakita ko 'to sa comments sa kanya.

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Ang Laki Ng Pinas Sa Globe Oh! *nagtataka*


Nasaan ang Pinas dyan?
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Oh, well, well, nung nakita ko yan, kala ko yung malaki sa gitna eh. Haha.
Mali pala! Haha. Bobo ko ba?

See Eiffel Tower Live!

I got this site while having adventure in Google Earth. There are some areas na may live webcam. Meron din naman na delayed lang. Ang saya! Hahaha. Nakita ko ung roof namin...tsaka napuntahan ko yung whatever Tukwila, WA na yun [duh.. bakit ko pa naaalala yung ampness..].

So ayun. Click the image para mapunta kayo sa site na yun. ;)



Monday, 3 November 2008

The Horny Remover [LOL]

Sometimes, we just can't control our sexual urges. Minsan bigla na lang eh noh. Tapos dun pa aatake sa place na sobrang hindi mo pwede ma-release. Hahaha.

Good thing, Japan invented a product which can help you release urges. Shape Horny Remover! OMG, it's kinda weird huh. Hahaha. But I'm wondering, paano yun gagana?

Bibili ka ba? LOL.

Mr. Old Butt Moaning Penholder


So cute huh?! Saan kaya meron nito?

Let's Taste It!


Ano naman kayang taste nitong Flesh Drink? Haha. Pero in fairness, ang cute huh.

Sunday, 2 November 2008

Toro Edition- Just Before The Pain Begins

Nagkalat na siguro 'tong mga pictures na 'to kasi forwarded lang 'to ni NuyNuy. Eto lang nilgay ko kasi parang eto kasama sa favorites ko.
Sabi nga ng title, "just before the pain begins", hmmm ano kayang feeling nito seconds after?

OMG. Na-anal sya oh! Super ouch nyan! Mas malaki, mas matigas, mas malakas, tsaka ang tulis.

Eto pa isa, ano mas masakit?


Super ouch for this sa side ko! Kasi look, warak yung tibia nya! Awww. Walang laman sa part na yun eh. Tapos d*mn! Lalabas na yung horn nya! Waaaah.

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Halloween Pranks Gone Wrong. [LOL]





Ayan kase! Haha. Wawa naman yung mga na-head shot.

Joker Interrogation Scene II



LOL again for this. F*cknut! Haha.

Tuesday, 28 October 2008

The Dark Knight - Spoof



Joker Interrogation Spoof. Watch it na lang! Haha. Hindi ko rin kasi maintindihan si Batman eh. Haha.

Domo arigato kay John Michael para dito.

Dedz Na Si Jigsaw.



I found this one dun sa mga related vids sa pranks, but this is a funny accident, hindi lang prank. :)

Super LOL ako grabe, then pinaulit-ulit ko talaga. Haha.

Toilet Prank :D [super LOL]



I got this from random browsing of pranks. Haha. T'was so cool.

It was like magsi-CR ka sa mobile toilet then BOOOOM, nasa office ka na paglabas mo. Haha.

...and the guy in green is cute. :) Haha.

Sunday, 26 October 2008

Things But Very Slowly



Cool 'to grabe. I don't need to explain things here. Yung video na bahala. Watch it. :)

*Sorry ngayon lang ako ulit nkapag-post. Busy eh.*

Domo arigato sa ex-boyfriend ko na si Kevin Quitco Santos para sa pag-GM ng video na 'to months ago ata. I just wanna put this here. Wahaha.

Tuesday, 21 October 2008

Scary Pranks [LOL]



- Just by random searching in YouTube, I got super LOL dito! Hahaha. :))

Curiosidade Fas PedestreTomar Torta Na Cara



- Pinapanood 'to sa akin ng EX ko. Haha. I just wanna share this prank to you.

Domo arigato Kevin Quitco Santos of Tukwila, Washington, for sharing this to me... >> and I know he'll never read this.

White & Nerdy [LOL]



- Title is White and Nerdy. Ang kulit! Nyahaha. Look at the man dancing! Haha. So funny. Hmmm yung kumakanta, si "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Domo arigato John Michael for linking... and for making me 'worship' Yankovic's music.

Roll Muna Bago Ipasok. Ingat Baka Mabutas Agad.

Roll mo muna bago ipasok pero mag-ingat ka baka mabutas agad. Alam kong mahaba pero tiisin mo. Dahan-dahanin mo hanggang umabot sa dulo.

- paano magsuot ng stockings :))... Hahaha parang ano lang noh?! [Yung iba dyan hindi yun alam.]

Domo arigato kay Lalique at Karla para dito.

Monday, 20 October 2008

Lola, Sayang Po Nailpolish.


Haha. Nagka-interest akong i-post 'to kasi napanood namin sya sa channel 2. Yung kay Kuya KIM. Nyahaha.


The longest nail award goes to Lee Redmond of USA! Yung pinakamahaba nyang kuko eh yung sa right thumb, 90 cm. Haha. Total length ng lahat ng nails nya is 8.65 m. Last sya nag-cut ng nails eh nung 1979 pa! OMG hindi pa ako tao nun.

Pero isa lang gusto ko malaman. Paano sya naghuhugas after tumae? Paano sya naghuhugas ng vajayjay? Paano sya nagfifingerlings?! Paano sya nagbu-booger? Haha.

Saturday, 18 October 2008

Tragic Romance

Oras na para sa isang seryosong usapan. Drama. Huhuhu.

Ito ay hango sa kwento ng buhay ng isang diyosang itatago na lang natin sa pangalang Mimi*. Kawawa naman sya dahil naiwan sya ng boyfriend nya. Nasa US na amputa at nangakong ipe-petition sya sa lalong madaling panahon. [Hindi ko na papahabain pa, ilalagay ko na lang ang scenes sa buhay nya na bibigyang pansin.]

Scene 1
Mimi*: Hala ang tagal ng biyahe! Gusto ko na makauwi para makausap ko si Hon*! Baka bukas ko na lang gagawin yung assignments ko tsaka baka bukas na ko makapag-aral sa quiz. Kailangan ko sya makausap kasi kailangan yun sa isang relasyon, lalo na't long distance. Hmm, magpupuyat na lang ako para sakto, umaga dun, gising sya ng mga midnight dito sa 'Pinas.

Scene 2
Bembol*: Hon*, absent ka sa araw ng flight ko ha.. para makasama kita bago ko umalis.
Mimi*: Oo sige. Sabihin ko na lang sa branch manager namin na may importante akong lakad. Maaayos din naman yun sa DTR ko eh.

Ang sweet noh? Kaso, sa huli, after ilang months nya sa US, nakipag-break si Bembol*... sa isang kadahilanang mapapatay mo talaga sya. Mababaw. Mabaho.

* hindi nila tunay na pangalan at tawagan

Anong gusto kong iparating?:


Respect those people who find time for you in their busy schedule. But really love those people who never see their schedule when you need them.

Mga mambabasa, obvious naman na yung scene 1 ay may kinalaman sa 1st sentence nung moral lesson, at yung scene 2, eh syempre dun sa 2nd. Pucha, totoo. I-apply po natin yung moral lesson. Sana medyo lang anoh, pahalagahan natin yung mga taong nandyan para sa atin. Hindi yung basta-basta na lang natin sila wawalain.

Domo arigato kay Des para sa pag-forward nung quote.

Do You Wanna Sh*t?

Hindi ka pa ba matae? Masama yan sa health! Try niyo yung natutunan ko sa PharDoseLab namin! Hahaha. May approved therapeutic claim 'to from my granny! Pero totoo! Kase USP 30 ung source namin dyan [United States Pharmacopoeia]. "Grabe naman yung suppository mo, halos lahat na ata ng laman ng tiyan ko, nilabas ko dun. Teka, ayan na naman", yan ang sabi niya. Nung una ayaw ko pagamit sa kanya kasi baka hindi gumana. Baka sabihin pa nilang bulaan ako..[wow tagalog!]. Pero yan, proud na ko. Gawin ko kayang business dito sa street namin? Haha.

Ano ba yung suppository? Syempre alam nating lahat na pampatae yun..yun yung local effect niya kung saan, sa upper 1/3 ng rectum mo pinapasok yung suppository. Pero pwede rin sya for systemic effect! Lower 1/3 naman ng rectum mo yung dapat maabot.

But wait, there's more! Eto yung types: rectal, vaginal, tsaka yung urethral. Takte! Nung araw na diniscuss yan sa amin, noon ko lang nalaman na meron palang urethral..eww kasi eh. Biruin niyo, papasukan ng suppository yung part niyo kung saan lumalabas yung wiwi! Oh, alam na ha. Haha. Ouch yan! Lalo na sa boys. Nyaha. Medyo hindi ko na ididiscuss yung dimensions., suppository bases, tska yung methods of preparation ha. Let's proceed na!

HOW TO MAKE GLYCERIN SUPPOSITORIES

Ingredients
: [Converted na yan para sa approximately 12 suppositories. Pwede na maghati ang buong pamilya or i-share sa friends na hindi rin matae.]

Glycerin (density = 1.25 g/mL) 24.4 mL
Sodium Carbonate Anhydrous (Na2CO3.H2O) 0.54 g
Stearic Acid 2.48 g
Purified H2O 1.67 mL
Mineral oil
molder [yung pang-suppository talaga... pero kung meron kayo dyan na pwede, why not?! basta kasing-shape ha... tska 32 mm ha.]

Ok! Saan kayo makakakuha nyan? Nyahaha sa Bambang meron siguro tsaka sa Laboratory nyo sa school! Hehehe.

Procedure: 1. Linisin & i-lubricate ng mineral oil yung molder then i-chill nyo.
2. Painitin yung glycerin. Syempre may lalagyan ka. 120°F ha. [Ok kaya nyo naman i-convert sa °C or K..as in Kelvin amp! Haha montik na... hello ex!] - This will serve as letter A.
3. Pagsamahin na yung purified water tska sodium carbonate anhydrous. - Letter B naman 'to.
4. A + B! Haha. *Note: Hindi ko sinabing B + A. Mali yun ha.*
5. Add stearic acid in portions! Haluin until maging translucent.
6. Kunin na yung molder. Then ibuhos na yung mixture nyo agad. Dapat umaapaw at hindi kinakabahan. Go lang. Huwag aalis sa isang butas hangga't 'di puno. Common sense lang kung bakit. Syempre diba mabubuo agad ung ilalim, paano pag hindi mo agad nalpuno. Tapos binakikan mo, eh di hindi sya buo pag lumabas. Gets? Haha.]
7. Ilagay sa ref hanggang mabuo or mag-congeal.
8. Pag buo na, alisin na sa molder.
9. I-wrap using aluminum foil... pero kung gusto mo na gamitin, then, insert it na sa iyong pwet.

Goodluck!

Medyo wala akong pictures nung ginagawa namin sya. Pero yung final product eto naman.


Domo arigato United States Pharmacopoeia para sa knowledge na 'to.

Friday, 17 October 2008

Mga Batang Malibog. Bow!


Nyahaha! I got this photo from a friend of a friend of my brother..[gulo ba?]. Kase medyo vi-niew nya yung profile ko sa friendster then comment 'to sa kanya. Clinick ko yung photo at napunta ko sa album ni ღღmAii*o24ღღ . Dun ko siya nakuha. :)

Napa-shet talaga ako! Nyahaha. Look oh. Ginagaya nung mga kids yung nasa blackboard nila! May Sex Education agad oh! Buti pa sila, maaga namulat! Haha.

Domo arigato kay ღღmAii*o24ღღ para sa picture na 'to!