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Thursday, 13 August 2009

dioscorea alata

pakicheck na lang. parang kulang pa ata....

Thursday, 6 August 2009

Thursday, 30 July 2009

Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson

March 16, 2005 | Issue 41•11


SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.

Neverland Jump

"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake."

Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible.

"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."

Neverland

Investigators move Jackson's body, found buried at Neverland Ranch (above).

Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.

"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."

Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."

"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.

A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."

"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started whining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."

A representative from Jackson's self-created label, MJJ Productions, said he was not surprised to find out that the current Jackson is an imposter.

"When we were recording 'Heal The World' for Dangerous, I could tell something was terribly, terribly wrong," MJJ manager Luke Allard said. "Michael didn't seem like himself anymore. He'd demand bizarre food and sit for hours in a hyperbaric chamber. His appearance began to become more and more peculiar. Soon afterwards, he started wearing a mask and confiding in a chimpanzee."

"I remember thinking, 'This man has become a monster,'" Allard said. "If only I'd known how right I was."

The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.

Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change.

Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994.

"A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural sounds—leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians."

While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls.

To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project.

"The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voice—it sounds exactly like..." Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family."

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, OH Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation.

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again."


SOURCE: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/neverland_ranch_investigators

Friday, 24 July 2009

Ming-go!


Because you're clean, sige. Diyan ka sa kama ko. :) Hahahaha. Kakaligo lang ni Ming. *mwaaaah* So cute. This was originally a video kaya medyo malabo.

Monday, 13 July 2009

HAD FUN., BES. :)






My Bes is back! Pero siyempre temporary lang. :(
We last saw each other nong April 2, 2007 ata? I'm so sad nga nong last seconds na naming magkikita non eh. Sa may bilihan ng lighter, sa Grand.

Anyway, though we're far away with each other, bestfriend ko pa rin siya. Kahit na minsan langkami maka pag-usap. SANA GANON DIN YUNG MGA BOYFRIENDS NOH? KAHIT NGA DITO LANG EH HINDI PA!

Basta! Last week lang. Dumating na siya! Kaso ilang times lang kami magkikita kasi pupunta pa siya Indonesia.

Hmmmm. Eh ayun. Kahapon, gagala kami kahit marami akong dapat gawin. HAHAHA. Sa 7 eleven daw magkita. Nong pababa na ko, di ko alam magiging reaction ko pag nakita ko siya. HAHAHA. Ayun. bigla na lang kaming OI!! Sabay hug. Hahaha.

Meeeeehn. Nakita ko na ulit bes ko! Ayokong umiiyak. Bat naman diba. Haha.

Ayun. Andon na si Jess. Hintay na lang namin si Pukol. Dumating din at kasama si Chimi. Ayun. Anong suot ni pukol? Sleeveless. Flaunting his sexy body. LOL.

We went na sa Trinoma. Ate lunch.

Hintay yung iba and then ayun.
Kiaky, Chikk, Foon, Locar, Cuh, Heb, Barbie, Marm.

Videoke. 1st time ko. Kahit malat na malat. Hahaha. Pare Ko with Clois. Hahaha. Di din naman kasi ako makakanta kasi inaatake ako ng ubo.

Hmmm. After non foodcourt. KFC. Then uwi.

Ambilis ng oras. Shet. MJ na mamaya. Di na ko makakagawa at makakreview. HAHA.

Pero ayun. Really had fun. Sana next time ANO.

Monday, 15 June 2009

Additional Wishlist

READERS, DADGDAG KO LANG SA WISHLIST KO, POCKET KNIFE, SPIKES (YUNG PANG FLAT NG GULONG), TSAKA PYLOX. KULAY NEON GREEN.

SALAMAT.

BABABUYIN AT GAGASGASAN KO KASI YUNG VAN NA NAKASAGASA SA PUSA KO.

Wala Na. Patay Na Siya..... :(





Paolo: Ate Carla? Ate Carla?

Ako: Oh?
Paolo: YUNG PUSA NIYO PONG PUTI NASAGASAAN.

Ako: HA? (sabay tingin kay Gremo)


Paolo: Si Hatton po, nasagasaan.


Ako: Ha? Asan na???
Paolo: Ayun po, PATAY NA PO.

Ako: (shocked)


(Lumabas kami ng gate. Hindi ko alam kung paano paghahandaan kung ano man ang itsura ni Hatton.)


Ayan, kwento ko na...

Eh di lumabas na nga kami, nakita ko si Hatton, nakahiga. Exposed yung left side niya. Kala ko naman walang dugo. Tinanong ko sila, saan ba tumama, ano nakasagasa, nakita ba nila. Sabi nila, VAN DAW. Hindi nga lang nila nakuha yung plate number.

Anak ng... kaya kong pumatay nong oras na yun! Oo at hindi nga kasalanan ng driver kasi nag-intersect talaga sila, like tumawid si Hatton ng mabilis na sakto namang pagdaan nung van. Kaso hello...hindi ito highway!


HIT AND RUN! Poooooooch.


Tinuro nila sa amin yung dugo sa kalsada. ANG DAMI! Tinuro nila yung tama. Ayun! Sa ulo.
Inangat ni Gremo si Hatton. Leche! Yung right side niya, kulay pula na! Puro dugo. Yung bibig niya, nagdudugo. Medyo nakikita yung mga mata niya. Hindi na masyadong blue. Yung pangil daw sabi ni Gremo medyo nakalabas. Dati pag namamatayan kami ng alaga, pinipicturan namin para may remembrance. Kaso eto, hindi ko ma-take. Hindi ko na natagalang tingan kasi awang-awa ako.

Gustong-gusto ko na umiiyak non pero mataas yung level ng galit ko sa van. Kung nakita ko lang yung nangyari, tapos nasa akin yung baril dito, binaril ko na yung gulong eh.


Kasi naman eh. Yung kapit-bahay namin sa harap, kinukuha siya tapos pinapakain. Baka pupuntahan niya yon. Pero napakain naman na namin siya. Basta gumagala sila pag gabi. Hindi naman na namin masuway.

Nilibing namin siya sa kabilang street. Sa may mga halaman.

Naalala ko tuloy yung mga last hours niya. Nong tanghali, first time niyang nag-initiate makipagharutan sa akin.


Pagkatapos niya mag-dinner, nakakatuwa yung posisyon niya. Napansin agad ni mommy. Nung naliligo si Gremo, naghaharutan pa sila Ming at Hatton sa CR eh.

Nung papunta kaming simbahan, humahabol pa siya.


:(


Kawawa nga eh, equal nga lang tingin ko sa kanila ni Ming pero mas spoiled si Ming kaya si Hatton palaging hindi namin nalalaro. Kasi naman nung una, medyo wild siya. Kaso lately naging maamo na siya. Lalo na sa akin. Siya nga lang yung madalas na pag kinausap ko, sumasagot. Tsaka gustong-gusto niya pag hinihimas ko siya. Ang cute pa ng sound niya pag kumakain. Hindi ko navideo. Sayang. Ang cute niya pala pag napaliguan. Dati kasi hindi siya pansinin. Ang dungis kasi.

Tapos nung day before, may time pa na naka-squat ako, lumapit siya tapos tumabi. :(

(Naiiyak na naman ako....................)


Kung dati wild siya, ngayon pinapaliguan niya yung mga kuting ng kapitbahay namin tsaka si Ming. Super sweet na niya ngayon. Tapos pinapapasok na namin siya ng bahay kasi hindi na siya masungit. Ang close-close na namin. Tapos biglang.......mawawala na lang.
Hindi ako nagbibiro. Oras na malaman ko kung anong van yung nakasagasa...pag nakita ko yun, gagasgasan ko yun at tutusukin ko gulong non. Hindi naman DAW kasalanan ng driver..pero sana alam niya paano mag-brake tsaka magbagal ng speed kung hindi naman ito highway.

At may naka-recognize eh. Anak ng tupa, dumaan ulit. Nag-stop, tapos ngumiti. WHY SMILE, YOU D*MBF*CK?

Namatay siya 10 days before birthday ko. One month before birthday ni Gremo. Ano ba yon... Kung sana lang mag-milagro. Kung nabuhay siya, siguro lesson na yun sa kanya na huwag basta-basta tatawid. Kaso...wala na.


June 14, 2009; 10 pm... :(

Friday, 12 June 2009

Turning 19

Waaaaah. Ang bilis! Last year lang, I was wearing that sexy red dress and was so sad kasi wala yung boyfriend-turned-to-be-devil ko. I just celebrated na lang sa Luk Foo and few were invited. Ayoko ng bongga kasi nga malungkot. Hindi kumpleto. (Eh kung alam kong makikipag-break siya after 1 month eh sana sobrang bongga na ng birthday ko non!)

Anyway, seems that I'm still bitter? Hahaha. Hindi naman. Keri lang.

Okay, ayun. Now, it'll be my birthday again. Sa June 24 na. Hahaha. Walang pasok. Still, I dunno saan magcecelebrate.

Huwag ko nang pahabain 'to. Gusto ko lang maglagay ng wishlist. Hehehe para dun sa mga magreregalo. LOLOLOL. Haaay sana kahit man lang 3 noh?! Or isa. Kaso baka pare-pareho eh. Hahaha.

Random lang ha. Not based on priority.

1. v3i
- complete package / ayos lang kahit 'di brand new kasi phased out na / pangtext lang naman eh)

2. wig
- yung headband lang / 300php plus lang yan / sa SM, yung mga Marcella and the like

3. MONEY
- best na 'to para sure :D

4. nail polish
- neon colors ah

5. laptop
- as if naman / wala lang, para may "totoong" sariling laptop ako na as in akin lang...oras na magdamot (Eh kasi naman eh!)

6. color hairspray
- mura lang daw sa Landmark department store / Chinese yung tatal / color pink, purple, green, blue, etc...basta yung astig

7. Samsung mp3 earphone
- or any, basta original

8. Negativitee shirt
- medium / nabibili sa Greenhills..sa Shoppesville or Market! Market! / 350php / bahala na kayo sa attitude..except PLASTIK kasi meron na ako non

9. AkoMismo dog tag
- Well, sinong may away non?

10. DSLR
- kahit ano XD / Olympus E-420 sana kaso hindi daw maganda ang Olympus eh so, kahit ano na lang

11. chill tray ng laptop
- sa CD-R King, mura lang

12. external video card
- medyo talagang desperado na kasi ako sa laptop ko eh

Tandaan, super laki ng font ng mga madaling mabili dito sa Metro Manila. Hahahaha. (Sana talaga, may magregalo ng mga yon.)

Ayun...yung iba diyan parang impossible na eh. Dapat nga may house and lot pa diyan and car kaso parang impossible na talaga. Pati yung Blackberry Pearl na kulay pink na kahit anong model tsaka any Japan phone na maganda yung style at color.

Sana maging masaya birthday ko.

Sunday, 17 May 2009

WANTED: PHYSICIAN

WANTED: PHYSICIAN

...FOR AFTERNOON DUTY (MONDAY-FRIDAY)

...AS A RELIEVER IN A MEDICAL CLINIC NEAR TUTUBAN MALL (TONDO, MANILA)

...TO START ON MAY 29, 2009.

...APPLICANT DOCTORS MAY TEXT THEIR FULL NAME, YEAR PASSED MEDICAL BOARD EXAM, AND INTENT TO APPLY. SEND TO 0917 937 3101.

...OR LET THEIR DOCTOR "CONTACTS" TEXT ME THEIR CORRESPONDING DATA.

...EMPLOYED COLLEAGUES THEREON, NEED NOT TO APPLY. THANKS.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Flores de Mayo 2009


CAUTION....WARNING....INCLUDES VANITY. LOLOLOL.

May 10, 2009

Lacar excourted..este escorted by Kyaky.

LOL jiawk lang.

Ayun. Alam niyo ba, kanina lang 4pm sinabi na Reyna Emperatriz ako?! Buti na lang medyo magaganda ang props kasi nanonood ako ng Zorro. Kaso medyo MALAS lang kasi ang konti ng aming mga larawan habang nagsasagala kasi more on videocam ang ginamit...at kasi UMULAN. Napaka-hot nung hapon eh........EPAL NA ULAN.

We are so wet!!!!! Last man standing na nakapayong sa ulan. Yung iba siksikan sa mga sari-sari store. Hehehehe. Tapos may mabuting puso yung mga musikero. Pinapasok kami sa chorba.

HIN*Y*PAK NA ULAN! Badtrip. Ang konti tuloy ng EXposure namin ni ex. Hayyst.

Pero okay lang. Nagpicture-picture na lang kami sa bahay.

1st time ko gumamit ng false eyelashes. Oha!



Ang puti ni ex. Hahaha.

_________

Includes photoshoots namin ng aking pamilya. Ang weird namin kanina. Haha. Pagpasensyahan niyo na, spoiler talaga yung kapatid ko. Hahaha. Wattapose!

Sorry, may orb.

_________

Yung latter pictures ko, ikakasal na ko diyan eh. LOL.

_________

Bakit kaya takot si Ming sa gown ko?

_________

Achievement, ngayon ko lang na-sure yung spelling ng petti coat at ruffles. LOL bobo. Thank you ex. :]

_________

The Corporate Presence. Napakagandang picture non.


Saturday, 9 May 2009

STOP RACISM, F*CKTARDS!

I just stumbled on http://chairmanlol.com/popular/engrish-funny and got discriminated. I was browsing their partner sites eh. I read there: "Asian people, so silly. When signs get lost in translation, they’re even roar funnier." - Oohhhhh. What the hell?! We aren't silly. Modesty aside, I'm a living proof.


Well, lemme do this straight to the point. Some time last year, I knew sites with "engrish" as a part of their uniform resource locations. To be honest, I find it a li'l bit funny but still, I respect their way of speaking in English. Of course, their sentence patterns varies. Got that?

Personally, I know how to translate some of Chinese and Japanese sentences/phrases to English. But I think/observe that some of the aforementioned Asians do it word by word. Of course, it would sound funny. But WTH, think of this: word by word translation of English to Japanese/Chinese...Hahahaha. Sounds funny too! I tried it before, it was eeewwww. At least, Asians can speak English. I bet those makers of the "engrish" sites don't even know at least a character.

Sad to say, I found blogs which also feature those engrish stuff...and they are Pinoys. One of them is a fat devil. Hahaha. You know who you are. Die. [I dunno if I also posted some. But I assure you, I never call Asians silly.]

So now, for the makers of the sites which discriminate Asians, a bunch of ROT IN HELL to all.

Top 5 Things I Hate That Everyone Else Seems to Like

1. I just don't like her. Plastic.
2. ...His addiction before I got single.
3. Di ko lang feel talaga.
4. I want Ipanema more.
5. I hate the attitudes of some immigrants. Just SOME.