Sunday, 17 May 2009

WANTED: PHYSICIAN

WANTED: PHYSICIAN

...FOR AFTERNOON DUTY (MONDAY-FRIDAY)

...AS A RELIEVER IN A MEDICAL CLINIC NEAR TUTUBAN MALL (TONDO, MANILA)

...TO START ON MAY 29, 2009.

...APPLICANT DOCTORS MAY TEXT THEIR FULL NAME, YEAR PASSED MEDICAL BOARD EXAM, AND INTENT TO APPLY. SEND TO 0917 937 3101.

...OR LET THEIR DOCTOR "CONTACTS" TEXT ME THEIR CORRESPONDING DATA.

...EMPLOYED COLLEAGUES THEREON, NEED NOT TO APPLY. THANKS.

Monday, 11 May 2009

Flores de Mayo 2009


CAUTION....WARNING....INCLUDES VANITY. LOLOLOL.

May 10, 2009

Lacar excourted..este escorted by Kyaky.

LOL jiawk lang.

Ayun. Alam niyo ba, kanina lang 4pm sinabi na Reyna Emperatriz ako?! Buti na lang medyo magaganda ang props kasi nanonood ako ng Zorro. Kaso medyo MALAS lang kasi ang konti ng aming mga larawan habang nagsasagala kasi more on videocam ang ginamit...at kasi UMULAN. Napaka-hot nung hapon eh........EPAL NA ULAN.

We are so wet!!!!! Last man standing na nakapayong sa ulan. Yung iba siksikan sa mga sari-sari store. Hehehehe. Tapos may mabuting puso yung mga musikero. Pinapasok kami sa chorba.

HIN*Y*PAK NA ULAN! Badtrip. Ang konti tuloy ng EXposure namin ni ex. Hayyst.

Pero okay lang. Nagpicture-picture na lang kami sa bahay.

1st time ko gumamit ng false eyelashes. Oha!



Ang puti ni ex. Hahaha.

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Includes photoshoots namin ng aking pamilya. Ang weird namin kanina. Haha. Pagpasensyahan niyo na, spoiler talaga yung kapatid ko. Hahaha. Wattapose!

Sorry, may orb.

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Yung latter pictures ko, ikakasal na ko diyan eh. LOL.

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Bakit kaya takot si Ming sa gown ko?

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Achievement, ngayon ko lang na-sure yung spelling ng petti coat at ruffles. LOL bobo. Thank you ex. :]

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The Corporate Presence. Napakagandang picture non.


Saturday, 9 May 2009

STOP RACISM, F*CKTARDS!

I just stumbled on http://chairmanlol.com/popular/engrish-funny and got discriminated. I was browsing their partner sites eh. I read there: "Asian people, so silly. When signs get lost in translation, they’re even roar funnier." - Oohhhhh. What the hell?! We aren't silly. Modesty aside, I'm a living proof.


Well, lemme do this straight to the point. Some time last year, I knew sites with "engrish" as a part of their uniform resource locations. To be honest, I find it a li'l bit funny but still, I respect their way of speaking in English. Of course, their sentence patterns varies. Got that?

Personally, I know how to translate some of Chinese and Japanese sentences/phrases to English. But I think/observe that some of the aforementioned Asians do it word by word. Of course, it would sound funny. But WTH, think of this: word by word translation of English to Japanese/Chinese...Hahahaha. Sounds funny too! I tried it before, it was eeewwww. At least, Asians can speak English. I bet those makers of the "engrish" sites don't even know at least a character.

Sad to say, I found blogs which also feature those engrish stuff...and they are Pinoys. One of them is a fat devil. Hahaha. You know who you are. Die. [I dunno if I also posted some. But I assure you, I never call Asians silly.]

So now, for the makers of the sites which discriminate Asians, a bunch of ROT IN HELL to all.

Top 5 Things I Hate That Everyone Else Seems to Like

1. I just don't like her. Plastic.
2. ...His addiction before I got single.
3. Di ko lang feel talaga.
4. I want Ipanema more.
5. I hate the attitudes of some immigrants. Just SOME.

My Picks

FROM FACEBOOK. :p

[Something's wrong with the alignment!!!]

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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Top Five Filipino Street Food I Like 38,993 participants
Tokneneng tender juicy hotdog siomai Squid balls kikiam Pickyourfive
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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Favorite Software 1,632 participants
Adobe Photoshop CS3 Mozilla Firefox Yahoo Messenger Macromedia Flash 8 Skype Pickyourfive
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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - When I was little I loved.. 10,243 participants
Bahay-bahayan (Playhouse) Chinese garter Razor Scooter Pogs Snow White Pickyourfive
Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Bahay-bahayan (Playhouse), Chinese garter, Razor Scooter, Pogs, Snow White.


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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - My top five favorite sports! 18,323 participants
Soccer swimming Basketball Volleyball Mixed Martial Arts(MMA) Pickyourfive
Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Soccer, swimming, Basketball, Volleyball, Mixed Martial Arts(MMA).


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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Movies You Have Seen So Many Times You Can Recite The Dialogue While Watching! 72,772 participants
Drunken Master Snake in the Eagle's Shadow Once Upon a Time in China 4 Danny The Dog The Young Master Pickyourfive
Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Drunken Master, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Once Upon a Time in China 4, Danny The Dog, The Young Master.


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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 Cell phones I had since my first one 228,345 participants
Nokia 3310 nokia 8265 iphone Q380 Sony Ericsson P900 Sony Ericsson C905 Pickyourfive
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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Top 5 Things that can be found in your room 238,189 participants
chebs! from jomar :) Laptop pupil poster w/ autograph :) Queen size bed Piano Keyboard Pickyourfive
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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - THINGS I WANT RIGHT NOW! 242,170 participants
Money skateboard Time Machine Olympus E420 Dell Computer Pickyourfive
Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Money, skateboard, Time Machine, Olympus E420, Dell Computer.


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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 dead people that you would invite to dinner. 254,588 participants
John Lennon bruce lee Heath Ledger - The Joker (The Dark Knight) Andy Gibb francis m Pickyourfive
Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose John Lennon, bruce lee, Heath Ledger - The Joker (The Dark Knight), Andy Gibb, francis m.


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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Top 5 Websites you Visit 376,626 participants
Friendster Multiply Blogspot.com Plurk Facebook Pickyourfive
Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Friendster, Multiply, Blogspot.com, Plurk, Facebook.


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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 Things That Terrify Me 1,044,009 participants
House Lizards (aka Cicak) Worms Dirty Toilets Flying Cockroaches Heartbreak Pickyourfive
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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Favorite Actors/Actresses 1,081,486 participants
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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 Things I Could Grab from Where I'm Sitting: No cheating! 1,132,332 participants
Laptop p900 Memory Card Reader Blue Microsoft Mouse earphones Pickyourfive
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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Bands I've seen live in concert 1,727,184 participants
ERASERHEADS Orange and Lemons Spongecola F4 Taiwan Michael Learns To Rock Pickyourfive
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Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 Things i don't leave the house without! 3,730,852 participants
Sony Ericsson P900 Philippine Peso Comb handkerchief My BPI atm (my eps addiction omg) Pickyourfive
Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Sony Ericsson P900, Philippine Peso, Comb, handkerchief, My BPI atm (my eps addiction omg).