HETEROTRIPPER

THIS SITE'S DEAD...or SHALL I RECONSTRUCT THIS ONE?

2011-08-15T23:53:00.002+08:00

I'LL BE CREATING MY NEW BLOG SOON. :) SO MUCH OF HETEROTRIPPER.

BUT WAIT, HMM, WE DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IF I HAVE EXTRA TIME, I'M GONNA RECONSTRUCT THIS ONE.

GUAIFENESIIN LABEL

2009-12-11T00:25:00.000+08:00

Heliotrope

2009-11-17T17:55:00.000+08:00

Ben Singkol

2009-10-22T02:43:00.000+08:00

pharmacological studies

2009-08-18T06:44:00.000+08:00

eto na ung binago.

extraction

2009-08-18T05:56:00.000+08:00

dioscorea alata

2009-08-13T06:40:00.000+08:00

pakicheck na lang. parang kulang pa ata....

% reduction of rectal temperature

2009-08-06T06:43:00.000+08:00

back up lang.

Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson

2009-07-30T23:17:00.002+08:00

March 16, 2005 | Issue 41•11

SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.

"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake."

Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible.

"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."

Investigators move Jackson's body, found buried at Neverland Ranch (above).

Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.

"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."

Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."

"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.

A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."

"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started whining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."

A representative from Jackson's self-created label, MJJ Productions, said he was not surprised to find out that the current Jackson is an imposter.

"When we were recording 'Heal The World' for Dangerous, I could tell something was terribly, terribly wrong," MJJ manager Luke Allard said. "Michael didn't seem like himself anymore. He'd demand bizarre food and sit for hours in a hyperbaric chamber. His appearance began to become more and more peculiar. Soon afterwards, he started wearing a mask and confiding in a chimpanzee."

"I remember thinking, 'This man has become a monster,'" Allard said. "If only I'd known how right I was."

The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.

Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change.

Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994.

"A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural sounds—leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians."

While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls.

To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project.

"The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voice—it sounds exactly like..." Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family."

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, OH Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation.

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again."

SOURCE: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/neverland_ranch_investigators

Ming-go!

2009-07-24T03:43:00.000+08:00

Because you're clean, sige. Diyan ka sa kama ko. :) Hahahaha. Kakaligo lang ni Ming. *mwaaaah* So cute. This was originally a video kaya medyo malabo.

HAD FUN., BES. :)

2009-07-13T23:01:00.004+08:00

My Bes is back! Pero siyempre temporary lang. :(
We last saw each other nong April 2, 2007 ata? I'm so sad nga nong last seconds na naming magkikita non eh. Sa may bilihan ng lighter, sa Grand.

Anyway, though we're far away with each other, bestfriend ko pa rin siya. Kahit na minsan langkami maka pag-usap. SANA GANON DIN YUNG MGA BOYFRIENDS NOH? KAHIT NGA DITO LANG EH HINDI PA!

Basta! Last week lang. Dumating na siya! Kaso ilang times lang kami magkikita kasi pupunta pa siya Indonesia.

Hmmmm. Eh ayun. Kahapon, gagala kami kahit marami akong dapat gawin. HAHAHA. Sa 7 eleven daw magkita. Nong pababa na ko, di ko alam magiging reaction ko pag nakita ko siya. HAHAHA. Ayun. bigla na lang kaming OI!! Sabay hug. Hahaha.

Meeeeehn. Nakita ko na ulit bes ko! Ayokong umiiyak. Bat naman diba. Haha.

Ayun. Andon na si Jess. Hintay na lang namin si Pukol. Dumating din at kasama si Chimi. Ayun. Anong suot ni pukol? Sleeveless. Flaunting his sexy body. LOL.

We went na sa Trinoma. Ate lunch.

Hintay yung iba and then ayun.
Kiaky, Chikk, Foon, Locar, Cuh, Heb, Barbie, Marm.

Videoke. 1st time ko. Kahit malat na malat. Hahaha. Pare Ko with Clois. Hahaha. Di din naman kasi ako makakanta kasi inaatake ako ng ubo.

Hmmm. After non foodcourt. KFC. Then uwi.

Ambilis ng oras. Shet. MJ na mamaya. Di na ko makakagawa at makakreview. HAHA.

Pero ayun. Really had fun. Sana next time ANO.

Additional Wishlist

2009-06-15T23:16:00.001+08:00

READERS, DADGDAG KO LANG SA WISHLIST KO, POCKET KNIFE, SPIKES (YUNG PANG FLAT NG GULONG), TSAKA PYLOX. KULAY NEON GREEN.

SALAMAT.

BABABUYIN AT GAGASGASAN KO KASI YUNG VAN NA NAKASAGASA SA PUSA KO.

Wala Na. Patay Na Siya..... :(

2009-06-15T22:31:00.008+08:00

Paolo: Ate Carla? Ate Carla?

Ako: Oh? Paolo: YUNG PUSA NIYO PONG PUTI NASAGASAAN.

Ako: HA? (sabay tingin kay Gremo)

Paolo: Si Hatton po, nasagasaan.

Ako: Ha? Asan na??? Paolo: Ayun po, PATAY NA PO.

Ako: (shocked)

(Lumabas kami ng gate. Hindi ko alam kung paano paghahandaan kung ano man ang itsura ni Hatton.)

Ayan, kwento ko na...

Eh di lumabas na nga kami, nakita ko si Hatton, nakahiga. Exposed yung left side niya. Kala ko naman walang dugo. Tinanong ko sila, saan ba tumama, ano nakasagasa, nakita ba nila. Sabi nila, VAN DAW. Hindi nga lang nila nakuha yung plate number.

Anak ng... kaya kong pumatay nong oras na yun! Oo at hindi nga kasalanan ng driver kasi nag-intersect talaga sila, like tumawid si Hatton ng mabilis na sakto namang pagdaan nung van. Kaso hello...hindi ito highway!

HIT AND RUN! Poooooooch.

Tinuro nila sa amin yung dugo sa kalsada. ANG DAMI! Tinuro nila yung tama. Ayun! Sa ulo. Inangat ni Gremo si Hatton. Leche! Yung right side niya, kulay pula na! Puro dugo. Yung bibig niya, nagdudugo. Medyo nakikita yung mga mata niya. Hindi na masyadong blue. Yung pangil daw sabi ni Gremo medyo nakalabas. Dati pag namamatayan kami ng alaga, pinipicturan namin para may remembrance. Kaso eto, hindi ko ma-take. Hindi ko na natagalang tingan kasi awang-awa ako.

Gustong-gusto ko na umiiyak non pero mataas yung level ng galit ko sa van. Kung nakita ko lang yung nangyari, tapos nasa akin yung baril dito, binaril ko na yung gulong eh.

Kasi naman eh. Yung kapit-bahay namin sa harap, kinukuha siya tapos pinapakain. Baka pupuntahan niya yon. Pero napakain naman na namin siya. Basta gumagala sila pag gabi. Hindi naman na namin masuway.

Nilibing namin siya sa kabilang street. Sa may mga halaman.

Naalala ko tuloy yung mga last hours niya. Nong tanghali, first time niyang nag-initiate makipagharutan sa akin.

Pagkatapos niya mag-dinner, nakakatuwa yung posisyon niya. Napansin agad ni mommy. Nung naliligo si Gremo, naghaharutan pa sila Ming at Hatton sa CR eh.

Nung papunta kaming simbahan, humahabol pa siya.

:(

Kawawa nga eh, equal nga lang tingin ko sa kanila ni Ming pero mas spoiled si Ming kaya si Hatton palaging hindi namin nalalaro. Kasi naman nung una, medyo wild siya. Kaso lately naging maamo na siya. Lalo na sa akin. Siya nga lang yung madalas na pag kinausap ko, sumasagot. Tsaka gustong-gusto niya pag hinihimas ko siya. Ang cute pa ng sound niya pag kumakain. Hindi ko navideo. Sayang. Ang cute niya pala pag napaliguan. Dati kasi hindi siya pansinin. Ang dungis kasi.

Tapos nung day before, may time pa na naka-squat ako, lumapit siya tapos tumabi. :(

(Naiiyak na naman ako....................)

Kung dati wild siya, ngayon pinapaliguan niya yung mga kuting ng kapitbahay namin tsaka si Ming. Super sweet na niya ngayon. Tapos pinapapasok na namin siya ng bahay kasi hindi na siya masungit. Ang close-close na namin. Tapos biglang.......mawawala na lang. Hindi ako nagbibiro. Oras na malaman ko kung anong van yung nakasagasa...pag nakita ko yun, gagasgasan ko yun at tutusukin ko gulong non. Hindi naman DAW kasalanan ng driver..pero sana alam niya paano mag-brake tsaka magbagal ng speed kung hindi naman ito highway.

At may naka-recognize eh. Anak ng tupa, dumaan ulit. Nag-stop, tapos ngumiti. WHY SMILE, YOU D*MBF*CK?

Namatay siya 10 days before birthday ko. One month before birthday ni Gremo. Ano ba yon... Kung sana lang mag-milagro. Kung nabuhay siya, siguro lesson na yun sa kanya na huwag basta-basta tatawid. Kaso...wala na.

June 14, 2009; 10 pm... :(

Turning 19

2009-06-12T04:39:00.004+08:00

Waaaaah. Ang bilis! Last year lang, I was wearing that sexy red dress and was so sad kasi wala yung boyfriend-turned-to-be-devil ko. I just celebrated na lang sa Luk Foo and few were invited. Ayoko ng bongga kasi nga malungkot. Hindi kumpleto. (Eh kung alam kong makikipag-break siya after 1 month eh sana sobrang bongga na ng birthday ko non!)

Anyway, seems that I'm still bitter? Hahaha. Hindi naman. Keri lang.

Okay, ayun. Now, it'll be my birthday again. Sa June 24 na. Hahaha. Walang pasok. Still, I dunno saan magcecelebrate.

Huwag ko nang pahabain 'to. Gusto ko lang maglagay ng wishlist. Hehehe para dun sa mga magreregalo. LOLOLOL. Haaay sana kahit man lang 3 noh?! Or isa. Kaso baka pare-pareho eh. Hahaha.

Random lang ha. Not based on priority.

1. v3i
- complete package / ayos lang kahit 'di brand new kasi phased out na / pangtext lang naman eh)

2. wig
- yung headband lang / 300php plus lang yan / sa SM, yung mga Marcella and the like

3. MONEY
- best na 'to para sure :D

4. nail polish
- neon colors ah

5. laptop
- as if naman / wala lang, para may "totoong" sariling laptop ako na as in akin lang...oras na magdamot (Eh kasi naman eh!)

6. color hairspray
- mura lang daw sa Landmark department store / Chinese yung tatal / color pink, purple, green, blue, etc...basta yung astig

7. Samsung mp3 earphone
- or any, basta original

8. Negativitee shirt
- medium / nabibili sa Greenhills..sa Shoppesville or Market! Market! / 350php / bahala na kayo sa attitude..except PLASTIK kasi meron na ako non

9. AkoMismo dog tag
- Well, sinong may away non?

10. DSLR
- kahit ano XD / Olympus E-420 sana kaso hindi daw maganda ang Olympus eh so, kahit ano na lang

11. chill tray ng laptop
- sa CD-R King, mura lang

12. external video card
- medyo talagang desperado na kasi ako sa laptop ko eh

Tandaan, super laki ng font ng mga madaling mabili dito sa Metro Manila. Hahahaha. (Sana talaga, may magregalo ng mga yon.)

Ayun...yung iba diyan parang impossible na eh. Dapat nga may house and lot pa diyan and car kaso parang impossible na talaga. Pati yung Blackberry Pearl na kulay pink na kahit anong model tsaka any Japan phone na maganda yung style at color.

Sana maging masaya birthday ko.

Who's Who?

2009-06-10T02:37:00.002+08:00

While watching SPL (Sha Po Lam / Kill Zone), we noticed that Sammo Hung looks like Jimmy Santos now. I searched the net for his latest pictures and yes, they look alike. :)

Look, I'm not making fun of them. I actually idolize the two. But I just cannot control myself of doing this 480x580 pixel stuff.

I feel good looking at them. :)

More power Sammo Hung and Jimmy Santos!

New Photos

2009-06-10T00:26:00.004+08:00

WANTED: PHYSICIAN

2009-05-17T23:28:00.000+08:00

WANTED: PHYSICIAN

...FOR AFTERNOON DUTY (MONDAY-FRIDAY)

...AS A RELIEVER IN A MEDICAL CLINIC NEAR TUTUBAN MALL (TONDO, MANILA)

...TO START ON MAY 29, 2009.

...APPLICANT DOCTORS MAY TEXT THEIR FULL NAME, YEAR PASSED MEDICAL BOARD EXAM, AND INTENT TO APPLY. SEND TO 0917 937 3101.

...OR LET THEIR DOCTOR "CONTACTS" TEXT ME THEIR CORRESPONDING DATA.

...EMPLOYED COLLEAGUES THEREON, NEED NOT TO APPLY. THANKS.

Flores de Mayo 2009

2009-05-11T02:46:00.003+08:00

From my Multiply album: SAGALA CUT SHORT. Umulan eh! Mala-bagyo ba!

CAUTION....WARNING....INCLUDES VANITY. LOLOLOL.

May 10, 2009

Lacar excourted..este escorted by Kyaky.

LOL jiawk lang.

Ayun. Alam niyo ba, kanina lang 4pm sinabi na Reyna Emperatriz ako?! Buti na lang medyo magaganda ang props kasi nanonood ako ng Zorro. Kaso medyo MALAS lang kasi ang konti ng aming mga larawan habang nagsasagala kasi more on videocam ang ginamit...at kasi UMULAN. Napaka-hot nung hapon eh........EPAL NA ULAN.

We are so wet!!!!! Last man standing na nakapayong sa ulan. Yung iba siksikan sa mga sari-sari store. Hehehehe. Tapos may mabuting puso yung mga musikero. Pinapasok kami sa chorba.

HIN*Y*PAK NA ULAN! Badtrip. Ang konti tuloy ng EXposure namin ni ex. Hayyst.

Pero okay lang. Nagpicture-picture na lang kami sa bahay.

1st time ko gumamit ng false eyelashes. Oha!

Ang puti ni ex. Hahaha.

_________

Includes photoshoots namin ng aking pamilya. Ang weird namin kanina. Haha. Pagpasensyahan niyo na, spoiler talaga yung kapatid ko. Hahaha. Wattapose!

Sorry, may orb.

_________

Yung latter pictures ko, ikakasal na ko diyan eh. LOL.

_________

Bakit kaya takot si Ming sa gown ko?

_________

Achievement, ngayon ko lang na-sure yung spelling ng petti coat at ruffles. LOL bobo. Thank you ex. :]

_________

The Corporate Presence. Napakagandang picture non.

STOP RACISM, F*CKTARDS!

2009-05-09T02:50:00.006+08:00

I just stumbled on http://chairmanlol.com/popular/engrish-funny and got discriminated. I was browsing their partner sites eh. I read there: "Asian people, so silly. When signs get lost in translation, they’re even roar funnier." - Oohhhhh. What the hell?! We aren't silly. Modesty aside, I'm a living proof.

Well, lemme do this straight to the point. Some time last year, I knew sites with "engrish" as a part of their uniform resource locations. To be honest, I find it a li'l bit funny but still, I respect their way of speaking in English. Of course, their sentence patterns varies. Got that?

Personally, I know how to translate some of Chinese and Japanese sentences/phrases to English. But I think/observe that some of the aforementioned Asians do it word by word. Of course, it would sound funny. But WTH, think of this: word by word translation of English to Japanese/Chinese...Hahahaha. Sounds funny too! I tried it before, it was eeewwww. At least, Asians can speak English. I bet those makers of the "engrish" sites don't even know at least a character.

Sad to say, I found blogs which also feature those engrish stuff...and they are Pinoys. One of them is a fat devil. Hahaha. You know who you are. Die. [I dunno if I also posted some. But I assure you, I never call Asians silly.]

So now, for the makers of the sites which discriminate Asians, a bunch of ROT IN HELL to all.

Top 5 Things I Hate That Everyone Else Seems to Like

2009-05-09T02:44:00.001+08:00

1. I just don't like her. Plastic.
2. ...His addiction before I got single.
3. Di ko lang feel talaga.
4. I want Ipanema more.
5. I hate the attitudes of some immigrants. Just SOME.

1. Marian Rivera
2. Cabal Online
3. Bar Hopping (AND getting drunk)
4. Havaianas
5. USA

My Picks

2009-05-09T02:22:00.007+08:00

FROM FACEBOOK. :p

[Something's wrong with the alignment!!!]

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Top Five Filipino Street Food I Like 38,993 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Tokneneng, tender juicy hotdog, siomai, Squid balls, kikiam.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Favorite Software 1,632 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Adobe Photoshop CS3, Mozilla Firefox, Yahoo Messenger, Macromedia Flash 8, Skype.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - When I was little I loved.. 10,243 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Bahay-bahayan (Playhouse), Chinese garter, Razor Scooter, Pogs, Snow White.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - My top five favorite sports! 18,323 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Soccer, swimming, Basketball, Volleyball, Mixed Martial Arts(MMA).

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Movies You Have Seen So Many Times You Can Recite The Dialogue While Watching! 72,772 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Drunken Master, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Once Upon a Time in China 4, Danny The Dog, The Young Master.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 Cell phones I had since my first one 228,345 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Nokia 3310, nokia 8265, iphone Q380, Sony Ericsson P900, Sony Ericsson C905.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Top 5 Things that can be found in your room 238,189 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose chebs! from jomar :), Laptop, pupil poster w/ autograph :), Queen size bed, Piano Keyboard.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - THINGS I WANT RIGHT NOW! 242,170 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Money, skateboard, Time Machine, Olympus E420, Dell Computer.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 dead people that you would invite to dinner. 254,588 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose John Lennon, bruce lee, Heath Ledger - The Joker (The Dark Knight), Andy Gibb, francis m.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Top 5 Websites you Visit 376,626 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Friendster, Multiply, Blogspot.com, Plurk, Facebook.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 Things That Terrify Me 1,044,009 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose House Lizards (aka Cicak), Worms, Dirty Toilets, Flying Cockroaches, Heartbreak.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Favorite Actors/Actresses 1,081,486 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Jackie Chan, Jet Li, bruce lee, bi rain, Toby Maguire.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 Things I Could Grab from Where I'm Sitting: No cheating! 1,132,332 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Laptop, p900, Memory Card Reader, Blue Microsoft Mouse, earphones.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - Bands I've seen live in concert 1,727,184 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose ERASERHEADS, Orange and Lemons, Spongecola, F4 Taiwan, Michael Learns To Rock.

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago - 5 Things i don't leave the house without! 3,730,852 participants

Carla Farnesyl Fundales Idago chose Sony Ericsson P900, Philippine Peso, Comb, handkerchief, My BPI atm (my eps addiction omg).

Guess Who's Back

2009-05-09T00:46:00.004+08:00

PLEASE. FORGET ABOUT MY PREVIOUS POST. :D OKAY NA KAMI NI MOM.

Guess who's back. Back again. Nagato's back. Tell a friend. Hohoho. When I woke up yesterday (Ooh! Midnight na pla. Basta nong isang araw.), nagulat ako when I saw Nagato sa pinto. "OOH?! Bakit nandito na naman si Nagato? Wahahaha. Destined to be here! Hahaha."

You know kasi, Linda brought Nagato sa malayo. Malayo kaya from here to their area. Pero still, nakabalik si Nagato. Oh diba cute? XD Ang talino naman niya. Hehe.

Ay alam niyo, yung dating nang-arbor sa kanya, sabi daw non kaya daw niya nireturn si Nagato, kasi daw TUMATAE. Ay, malamang.

Anyway, nakabili na rin pala kami ng gown ni mommy. Yehey. Bati na kami. :)

Effin' Hell Today

2009-05-06T22:10:00.005+08:00

I just wanna release anger now.

I dunno where to start but..ok..here. We have cats (kittens) and they are all ampon lang but still, mahal na mahal ko sila.

I'm an animal lover. I love animals more than my ex. HAHA.

Anyway, kanina, Nagato, our smallest kitten, is back. Pinamigay na siya kasi hiningi.

WTF. Actually, ayoko rin siya ipamigay kaso I don't understand why some people just hate to have pets at home. Nakakinis ah.

Now, we have Ming, Miyyyawwww Hatton, and Nagato sana. Pero yun nga. Nagato is wala na again.

Effin' hell! If you want a pussycat then you have it na, please don't return it sa nagbigay sayo. Bakit? Kukunin mo then ibabalik mo lang? Ano yung? Pinagsawaan? Tang ina mo.

Yun ang nangyari kay Nagato. Fck. Basta, when I woke up, nasa cage ulit siya. I said, "Wow! Mr. Japanese Guy is back." I'm happy. Kaso sabi ni mommy papadala niya yung kay Lindang daskol. Eh di natakot naman ako agad. Kasi kung si Ming pa lang, paano niya hinahawakan. Alam mo Linda, wala kang common sense.

Sabi ko dadalhin ko na lang kina Master. Kasi once, natanong ko kung gusto niya ng pusa. Oo naman daw. And I even asked Jamel rin about it. You know, I am planning to build a foundation for cats na walang matuluyan. Pero masyadong maaga pa lang ngayon so dito muna ko sa style na 'to.

Pero ayun nga, sabi ko kina Berna na lang. Ayaw pumayag?! Ano ba yan?! Parang dati naman pinapayagan ako?!!?!?! Tapos pamasahe ko naman yung gagamitin. Pera ko! Why? Am I regressing? Kaya ko na sarili ko, OKAY?

So after non, I thought okay na. Kaso bigla na lang......."Kung pupunta ka pa kina Berna, dalin mo na rin yung isang pusa." WTH. Nakakainis isipin. Ang ANO niya sa pusa. Ewan ko. Kayo nga, ilagay niyo kalahayan niyo sa mga pusang ligaw. Hello. Kawawa naman sila. Oo, tao tayo. Pero why did He created lower forms of creature? Siyempre para alagaan natin!
Please be kind to animals. Normal na maging concerned ako sa kanila kasi they do not have the ability na meron tayong mga tao. Marunong ba sila magluto?? Wala silang perang pambili sa tindahan pag nagutom sila. Hindi nila gustong mawalan ng bahay.

Super awang-awa ako dun sa magkakapatid na pusa na niligaw dun sa Prelaya eh. Whenever they see people, susundan nila. Kahit todo iwas na sa kanila. They need home. Kung may Purina Hotline lang talaga ko that time!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, natapos na mag-plantsa ang daskol na si Linda. Ayun, dalhin na daw si Nagato. Binigyan siya ng Goldilocks na plastic.

Sumunod ako sa pinto para makita si Nagato sa huling pagkakataon. At nakita ko ang pinakamasaklap sa lahat. NAGATO WAS WALKING LANG NAMAN. LINDA GRABBED THE POOR KITTEN AND PUT IT INSIDE THE PLASTIC BAG. UPSIDE DOWN PARE!!!!! LINDA WAS LAUGHING LIKE A WITCH. (I dunno bakit. Parang nag-transform bigla. What's the use of laughing while doing that?) I said, "Nakabaliktad si Nagato. Baka mahilo." Hindi naman daw. Tang ina mo. Kitang kita ko. Inalog pa!

And when she passed by the gate, ewan ko bakit wala siyang common sense, she was..you know! Like typical na lakad. Swaying arms...without thinking na may dala siyang pusa. Bobo ka ba?! Awang-awa ako dun sa pusa. And honestly, umiyak ako. And umiyak ulit nong afternoon na. And kaninang gabi. Sakto pa, Signal Fire by Snow Patrol yung music. Sad tempo.

Naaalala ko na naman now.

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And ako na daw bahala sa gown na gagamitin ko sa sagala. As usual, she called me demonyo. She said, mamalasin ako. Wow. What a curse! I dunno. Sometimes, I feel like....she hates me. HAHAHA. Oh, well... Ang dami niyang messages sa YM ko. Like gayahin ko pusa and turtles for a week. DUH.

Yes, medyo naiinis ako.

And you, who's reading this post, I don't care if you're gonna tell 'em. I made this.. kasi wala naman na akong mapagsabihan ng sama ng loob. (I even think of trying DJ Mix today!)

BOW.

Ako Mismo - Wall Ko

2009-05-06T02:52:00.003+08:00

Dahil hindi ata naviview ang wall of commitments pag hindi ka naka-log in, eto na lang ang akin as of ngayon. :)

NEW PHOTOS

2009-05-05T01:22:00.003+08:00

http://lacarotica.multiply.com/photos

BEWARE SA MGA FIXERS SA D.F.A.

2009-05-05T00:42:00.005+08:00

Okay, this post is kinda serious. For all creatures who are applying for passports, please, wag kayo magpapakuha ng mga pictures niyo sa mga FIXERS. Sila yung mga nanghaharang sa labas. At ang susungit pa. PUTANG INA NIYONG LAHAT. LALO NA YUNG NAPAGKUHANAN KO. YUNG BABAE DON, MAMATAY KA NA.

Wag kayo maniniwala na hindi kayo makakapasok ng DFA kapag di kayo nagdaan sa kanila.

Ang mahal ng bayad ng lahat ng services diyan so kunin niyo na yung hindi niyo pagsisisihan.

Kadiri yung picture ko sa baba (yung kanan). It was taken by one of the hundreds ata of fixers. Grabe. Ang panget ko. Ang layo dun sa isa. Oo na. Make fun of me. Siopao face nga tawag namin dyan e. Hahaha.

Ayun. Sabi ko ayoko nung picture. Nagpakuha ulit ako. Pero sa loob na. Isa pa, bawal hindi kita ang ears. Baka ma-reject pa kayo. Tignan niyo yung akin sa baba (yung kanan), di makita ears ko. Hindi pa naman nareject pero hindi nila pinagbubutihan.

These pictures were taken as in magkasunod lang. Look at the differences. Doon kayo magpakuha sa loob ng gate papuntang DFA. Wag sa mga nanghaharang sa labas.

PAPANGET KAYO PAG SA FIXERS KAYO NAGPAKUHA. TRIED AND TESTED NA NAMIN 'TO.

Ako Mismo

2009-05-05T00:03:00.005+08:00

Nasa commercial 'to. Dahil nakita ko si Ely Buendia, nag-sign up ako. Ganon ako kaadik sa kanya.

Eto ang wall of commitment ko. Click niyo na lang si Ely ko.

I'm Chubby. You're Ugly.

2009-05-04T23:37:00.006+08:00

Warfreak?! HAHAHA.

I'm not bitter because mataba ako..(pero sabi nila chubby lang naman..sabi nong iba, tama lang..sabi ng iba, hindi naman..so THANKS PO!)

Hahaha. Pero sa totoo lang natatabaan ako sa sarili ko. Wahehe. Pero anong pake niyo? =p

I don't care kung mas sexy ka sa akin. Bakit? Magaling ka ba mag-piano? LOLOLOL. I don't care kung hindi ko pa keri magsuot ng 2 piece. Bakit? Maputi ka ba? (Sorry ha, umitim na ko eh. Ayoko mag-payong.) LOLOLOL. I don't care kung macho ka. Bakit? Marunong ka Martial Arts? LOLOLOL.

Okay, enough of that.

Okay go. Here, I posted this 200 pixels by 300 pixels picture. It's like a set card na. Hahaha. Ayoko ng malaki. Para hindi na makita ang katabaan ko. Somehow, I'm proud of these shots.

Green Is In!

2009-05-04T22:56:00.004+08:00

I dunno. It's weird. We did not talk about this pero lahat kami, green ang suot nong Labor day. Hehe.

Just sharing.

Carla Eats The Cockroach On Christmas Eve

2009-04-23T20:59:00.000+08:00

Answer the following questions. (Use the first answer that makes sense)
Warning! Use "quotes" when you search! Or else you're going to come up with a lot of shit that doesn't make sense!

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Carla needs bread to feed her animals.
- hahaha bakit bread?! XD

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Carla looks like she's up to something.
- mejo nga hahah.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
Carla says she is happy to be French.
- wth?! haha.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Carla wants baby with Sarkozy, but may adopt.
- hahahaha sino na naman yun?! XD

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Carla does Times Square on Flickr.
- ay safe.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
Carla hates shopping and would wear the same pair of trousers every day if she could.
- oi hindi ahhhh. hahaha.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Carla asks Sarkozy not to send terrorist.
- na naman! president ba yan? haha.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Carla likes to run naked.
- LOL! unang-una pa ah. di yan totoo! di yan totoo!

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Carla eats the cockroach on christmas eve.
- yan ang napili ko. may goat sh*t pa nga eh. haha. yan na lang.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Carla wears Dior.
- oh sosyal.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Carla was arrested for murder.
- i killed my ex. hahahah.

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
Carla loves photography.
- oh true. meron dun Carla oves Clavin. pero ambaho eh.

Nakaw Na Pages (Eraserheads)

2009-04-17T00:13:00.004+08:00

Dahil masama akong nilalang, gumawa ako ng kasalanan. Nasa National Bookstore kami ng Robinson's Place Manila noon. Easter Sunday. Halos 15-minutes old pa lang ang C905 ko, ginamit ko agad siya para dito.

Medyo kailangan ng pasensya. I tried posting this kanina, pero super laki nung image. 2448 pixels by 3264 pixels kasi ang sila. So, thumbnails na lang ilalagay ko then nakalink siya sa original image.

So, nagkasala ako dahil... D*MN! Nakita ko Eraserheads. Eh 'di buklat agad ako. Nawala gutom ko nun. Hahaha. Eh hawak ko si C905. Ayun. Set ko ng Document Mode. I took a picture of the cover.

Nagbrowse pa ako. Black & white. Karamihan text. Nawalan ako ng gana. Kasi hindi naman mismong Eheads ang sumulat eh.

Eh kaso, may nakita akong chorva. Ayun. Nabuhay ako. Hahaha. At eto yon... CLICK NIYO FOR THE DIRECT LINK! MALINAW YAN DAPAT. KASI SA PHONE KO, SUPER LINAW. ZOOM NIYO LANG.

How sad... Wala yung kay Buddy.

My New Honey, Thanks!

2009-04-16T23:02:00.004+08:00

Ang tagal kitang inasam.

Kaso ang hirap mong makuha.

So after 6 months ng paghihintay ko, ayan ka na. Medyo Easter Sunday pa tayo nagkakilala.

Thank you talaga... Kung wala ka, hindi kumpleto gabi ko nung April 15.

I love you C905 ko! Mwah!

Thank you na rin kay N70 para sa pictures na 'to. :)

The Night My Lips & Their Cheeks Met: ELY BUENDIA || YAN YUZON

2009-04-16T22:08:00.017+08:00

Pictures? Check my multiply.HERE.

I was browsing the net few weeks ago and found out that Pupil will be having a mall tour sa SM Tayuman. So, I was like, "Shet! Shet! I need to buy na C905! Hahahaha!! Wooh Ely!! Hahahaha!" Eh 'di ayun nga. Nong Easter Sunday, bumili ako.

Ayiee. The mall tour was scheduled 18:00. Eh mga 14:30 andon na ako kasama si Chad. (Oh, Chad, thank you talaga sa settings! Hahaha. Enjoy ako sa UBT!! Sayang hindi ka na nanood.) Anyway, 15:00, nakaupo na agad kami ni Chad sa harap. Hahahaha. Sorry, adik lang!

Mga 15:30, nakita ko na dumating si Yan Yuzon. Tapos nag shop pa ata! Haha. At nag-ikot. Then around 16:00, Ely Buendia arrived. "Woooo! Si Ely! Si Ely!", sabi nong mga tao. My seatmate sa right side was a lola na ata. Pero astig! Lister pa ata yun eh. Haha she asked me kung lister ako. Sabi ko hindi pa. Haha. Pero I saw her bag. May Pupil button pin. Then yung mga songs, napapaindak siya. Hahaha. Crush pa ata niya si Ely eh.

Okay, nakita ko pa si Battung at si yung pinsan niya. Pero sabi ko may naka-save na sa upuan kaya hindi na sila pwede.

Mga medyo 17:30, dumating na si Aletha. Hahaha. Super excited na kami. Wooo!!! Hahaha. Hanggang ngayon, dama ko pa ang ka-heaven-nan kagabi (Shet tagalog!).

"WOoOOOooOOOOoooOOoH!" - alam na. Nagsilabasan na yung Pupil. "Pakkshet Alta! Ang gwapo! Ang haba na ng buhok ni Ely babeh!" Then people from likod went there sa unahan. Eh 'di sabi ko kami rin, doon na. At first, pinagbawalan pa kami ng mga KJ, I mean guards. Hahaha. Nagpicture-picture muna kami tapos tinaboy kami ng guards. Kaso sabi ni Yan habang nag-i-intro, "Tayo!" Wooo. Sigawan o. Hahaha. After the song, pinapaupo na ulit kami. Pero sabi ulit ni Yan, "Hindeeee. Okay lang yan! Pabayaan niyo sila..." Hahahahaha pahiya mga guards.

Ayon. Climax na. Everybody were jumping. And kaming mga nasa unahan, ginawa naming poon si Ely. Haha. May nag-sign of the cross pa nong nahawakan siya. Wahahaha. I held his hands oh! And I touched his malambot na tummy. And his pelvic girdle. What a term! Hahaha. Shet talaga! Adik na adik ako oh. Si Aletha, super tuwang-tuwa. Medyo ang init nga lang. Hahaha. Tinatangke rin namin yung mga guards na magkaka-akbay at magkaka-holding hands eh. Hahaha. Super enjoy.

At napag-isip-isip namin ni Aletha, cute rin naman pala si Dok Sergio at Wendel Garcia. Kamukha pa ni Wendel si Vin Diesel. Hahaha. Sorry naman.

Nong natapos ang rakrakan, wala na ang aming upuan (Rhyme!!). Eh 'di tayo. Tapos andon pala sa labas ng harang si mom at bro. Pinapasok ko sila gamit ang aming mahiwagang CD's. Ahihihihihihi. Haggard namin ni Aletha! OK lang.

Autograph signing and picture taking na! Medyo una kaming row. Hahahaha. Check na lang the pictures. Wooh forever ang approachable ni Yan. Hahaha. Si Ely, haggard na pero cute pa rin. Si Wendel, ngayon ko lang na-meet. Si Dok wala nang sumbrero. Last time meron eh. Mas cute siya kagabi.

Hahaha. Weird stuff, pinapirmahan ko kay Ely yung pants ko. Nasalat niya ang mataba kong hita. Ahihihi.

Natapos ang 1st round. Nag-isip. Sige!2nd round mamya. Nag-anti-haggard moves muna kami sa CR pero light lang.

Hahaha. This time, nagpahuli kami. Ang tagal men! Pero worth it. Kasi, konti na lang maghihintay eh. So pwedeng mangulit.

Heto na! Heto na! Heto na! Hahahaha.

Yan Yuzon - sumandal sa shoulders ko. Oh, how sweet. Sabi niya nga nong una, "Bumili ka uli?" Sabi ko oo. Hahaha. Yes! Nakilala niya ako. Ahihi.

Ely Buendia - I said, "Tusukin mo ko dito (sa cheeks)." Sabi niya, "Bakit?" (At yung tingin niya, ang kulit like ayaw niya kunyare...parang smug ba!) Hahaha. Mygawwd! Banal na cheeks ko. Ginanon ko rin siya! Hahahahahaha. Men, inlab na ako! Climax na. Sabi ko, "Pwede pa-kiss?" Tumango. Mwah! Medyo slow-mo pa ako. Para feel na feel. Hahaha. Heaven talaga!!!!!!

Wendel Garcia - Japan! Japan! pose ko sa kanya eh. Men, macho!

Dok Sergio - Ang kulit ng mukha! Nilakihan niya mata! Hahaha.

Ay nako, super epal yung spotlight. Tapos naka-document pala yung camera ko kaya ang bright.

Bago kami makaalis, binalikan ko si Yan. Sabi namin pa-kiss. Ayun! Sabay pa kami ni Alta! Hahaha. Swerteng Yan yan. Hahaha. Heaven part 2!

May mga feedback mga nakakita. Haha. Inggit.

After non, mukha na kaming tanga ni Alta. Tapos nabangga pa kami ni Wendel. Hahaha. Basta, tumitili kami na kinikilig na tumatawa na mukhang ewan habang naglalakad. Hahahaha.

Ayun. Hahaha. Kelan kaya ang next time?

Pictures? Check my multiply.HERE.

My Rock God - 1st Encounter

2009-04-16T20:43:00.007+08:00

LATE POST! DAPAT 2 WEEKS AGO PA!

Wahahaha. I never had a dream come true, you know! Hahahaha. Ely Buendia na 'to! Rock god ko. LOL.

So, March 29, 2009, 19:30. Hohoho. Part of my history. Isa lang problema ko. P900 lang dala ko. You know, the VGA camera. Amp. Pero dumating naman family ko. So nung autograph signing na, N70 na (Still not nice, 2MP lang yun.). Eh ayun. So dapat may C905 na ako before April 15 kasi I'm going to see my babeh again. Ahahahaha.

Nung signing eto, si Yan, super approachable! Hahaha. Cutie.

Si Ely, parang pagod na. Naka-shades pa siya nung unang pic namin. Then sabi ko, "Pwede patanggal ng shades?" Tinanggal. Picture.

Then "Pwede ikaw mag-picture sa atin?" "Bakit ako?" "Para maiba naman!" Picture.

Hahahaha. weird ko.

After non, pagtingin ko sa album, "SHET! Walang pirma si Ely!" Ayun. Balik ako, kaso may epal na nilalang na ayaw ako papasukin kasi may pirma na daw.

Nilalang: Ay bawal na po kasi may pirma na.

Ako: Si Ely wala pa. Siya lang pinunta ko dito.

Nilalang: Ay bawal na po talaga. Dapat nilubos-lubos niyo na.

Ako: Kaya nga! Nagpicture kami. Nilubos ko!

Nilalang: Bawal po talaga. Baka matanggal ako sa trabaho.

Ako: OKAY LANG! HOY! Andon na mommy ko oh. Bahala ka.

Ayun. Pumasok ako. Haha. Dinilaan ko si epal.

Napicture ulit kami ni Yan.

Si Ely solo na lang. Pero ang kulit ng face niya non. Hahaha.

Si Dok:

Bakit Ba? [COOL SURVEY! NAG-ENJOY AKO HERE! :)]

2009-04-11T15:28:00.001+08:00

1. Put your MP3 player, iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

*IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?

-- your body is a wonderland. (hahahaha amp!)

*HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

-- when i'm gone. (anu daw?!)

*WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GAL?

-- better that we break. (shet men.)

*HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

-- emotions. (LOLOLOL)

*WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

-- she will be loved. (ahahahahah anu ba yan!)

*WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?

-- with a smile. (hahahaha ng weird ng mga sagot ko.)

*WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

-- hope you're happy. (wth ahahaha.)

*WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

-- puso. (ganon?)

*WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

-- first time. (hahahahahah oo nga, tama!)

*WHAT IS 2 + 2?

-- huwag kang matakot. (tamang sagot!)

*WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

-- ps: i'm still not over you. (hahahaha nice bes.)

*WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

-- photograph. (ganon?)

*WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

-- fall for you. (ano ba? sagot yan?)

*WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

-- baby don't go. (tama. tama. :D)

*WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

-- deep. (ahahaha.)

*WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

-- nothing lasts forever. (amp sakto! hahahahahahahahahahahaha.)

*WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

-- hinahanaphanap kita. (wow ha. tama?)

*WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

-- leavin'. (woah! sakto again?!)

*WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

-- ligaya. (hahahahaha sakto men! wooooo panalo.)

*WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

-- live high. (naman!)

*WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

-- hey jay. (nice one.)

*WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

-- bakit ba. (ahahaha.)

May Gusto Ka Bang Tao Ngayon, Pero Alam Mo Na Hindi Pwede?

2009-04-10T19:11:00.002+08:00

1. OK na sana araw ko kahapon, kaso?
- nalaman kong chikadora pala ex ko.
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2. Ano mas masarap, magpatawa o tumawa?
- pareho.
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3. May "special" ka ba na body part, na kakaiba sa ibang tao? ano 'yun?
- ewan ko naman!
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4. Sino huling tao na nagpakilig sayo?
- naman :)
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5. Ano mas piliin mo, SOBRA sakit na hangover sa alak, o hangover sa past/X mo? (parehas tatagal ng 3 months)
- alak? hahaha. 3 months amp.
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6.If ever you're in my arms again.. this time ill hold you forever.. This time will never end..
- dati na yan....iba na ngayon.
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8. Ano mas ok, naka FERRARI pero ubod ng pangit, o naka BESTA pero ubod ng ganda?
- anong besta? hahaha.
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9. Favorite streetfood mo?
- madami. tae i miss eating them o.
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10. Pili ka, magka pimple sa ilong, o magka pimple sa pwet? (sobra laki nito, kasing laki ng 5 centavos)
- san sa ilong? wag m sabihing sa butas.
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11. May gusto ka bang tao ngayon, pero alam mo na ndi pwde? bakit? sino un?
- meron ata. kasi bawal e! secret.
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12. Kung iibahin mo name mo, anong pangalan un ?
- ely. hahah.
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13. Cnu ang mga taong "weakness" mo?
- ely.
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14. Flirt mode ON or OFF?
- tae. :))
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15. Tingin mo, ilan may gusto sayo ngayon?
- yabang ko naman.
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16. Ako ang______sa pamilya..
- black sheep. hahaha.
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17. Ano role mo sa barkada mo pag inuman?
- wala pa.
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18. Bigyan kita ng chance na dagdagan ang bilang ng kahit anong body part mo, ano un at bakit?
- buhok sa ulo. hahaha. safe noh.
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19. Ano reason ng last time mo nainis?
- matagal mag buff ung monsters vs.aliens.
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20. Best sa ________ si _________?
- everything si God. Good friday!
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21. San the best manood ng movie na may kadate?
- sa sala. hahahahaha.
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22. Lastperson na nag text sayo?
- chikk.
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23. Kapag ginawa sayo ng GF/BF mo, makikipagbreak ka kagad, ano un?
- pag may querida sya.
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24. Ang init! favorite pampalamig mo pag mainit?
- tubig men.
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25. Ilang beses mo na nagawa matulog na walang damit?
- anu ba yan. di ko mabilang. LOL. shmpre nong sanggol ako sa tyan, may damit ba ko?
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26. Magvvideoke tayo ngayon, ano kakantahin mo?
- Lando. hahaha.
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27. Rate mo kung gano ka kasaya ngayon[1-10]:
- 7.56.
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28. Bakit ganyan rating mo?
- boring e.
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29. Nakakita ka na ba ng pulubi na may cellphone? kung makakita ka ng ganun, bibigyan mo pa din ng pera?
- korni.
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30. Kung magpapatattoo ka ng pangalan ng tao sa katawan mo, kaninong pangalan un?
- ely. tanong pa ba yan.
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31. Sang part ng katawan mo ilalagay ung tatoo?
- sa tooooot.
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32. Choosy ka ba?
- mejo.
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33. Ano mas mabilis mapalitan sayo, cellphone o GF/BF?
- ang hrap ng tanong. hahah. cp.
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34. Bat nauso na ngayon ang gwapo na BF, pero pangit na GF?
- korni.

Watch ERASERHEADS - The Final Set

2009-04-09T21:29:00.007+08:00

Why wait for the DVD of Eraserheads - The Final Set, eh pwede naman na manuod ngayon?

Thanks sa Smart Buddy and sa Vimeo and sa contact ko sa Multiply na si Azrael Colladila. I saw this sa blog niya sa blogspot.

Wahihihi.

Here's the link dun sa account ng Smart Buddy. Nandoon yung 29 videos. Pero siyempre, by tract yan, so putol yung iba.

ERASERHEADS - The Final Set

Doon ko rin nakuha yung mga previous posts ko. Thanks Smart!

P.S.: YUNG PREVIOUS VIDEOS NA PINOST KO DITO ARE MY FAVORITES. VISIT THE LINK ABOVE NA LANG TO VIEW ALL VIDEOS.

HULING EL BIMBO - Final Set

2009-04-09T21:22:00.000+08:00

Huling El Bimbo from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

Wawa naman piano nya.

TOYANG - Final Set

2009-04-09T21:21:00.001+08:00

Toyang from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

This, this, this next song...

2009-04-09T21:19:00.001+08:00

Kaleidoscope from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

Para kay Kiko!

SUPERPROXY - Final Set

2009-04-09T21:18:00.000+08:00

Superproxy from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

Buddy: Come on!

KAILAN - Final Set

2009-04-09T21:16:00.001+08:00

Kailan from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

Peeaaanoooh!

HUWAG MO NANG ITANONG - Final Set

2009-04-09T21:15:00.000+08:00

Huwag Mo Nang Itanong from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

Di ko sesebihen seyow!

MAGASIN - Final Set

2009-04-09T21:01:00.004+08:00

Magasin from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

Medyo panget ka pa non, hanggang ngayon!

SEMBREAK - Final Set

2009-04-09T20:47:00.004+08:00

Sembreak from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

Alam ka...tapos na ba? Tapos na! Thank you!

PARE KO - Final Set

2009-04-09T20:44:00.003+08:00

Pare Ko from Smart Buddy on Vimeo.

One of my favorites! Hahaha. Yung "tang ina" niya, ang lutong!

WANTED PHYSICIAN (seriously)

2009-04-09T15:44:00.004+08:00

WANTED: PHYSICIAN

Good day, fellows/doctors. A private medical clinic under renovation will be opening on April 13, 2009 in Paco, Manila. The owner (Geriatrician) may be needing at least 1 more MD. I can recommend...whoever wants to apply.

You may apply by texting your FULL NAME, YEAR passed Med. Board, and INTENT TO APPLY. Send to 0917 937 3101; or let your Dr. "Contacts" text me their corresponding data.Thanks.

PARE KO

2009-04-06T13:26:00.005+08:00

WALANG PRACTICE YAN EH. ANONG PRACTICE? GALIT KAMI SA PRACTICE. WE WANT ON THE SPOT. EXTEMPORANEOUS.

Me @ Youtube

2009-04-06T02:04:00.001+08:00

I'M HERE. WE'RE HERE.

Watch PUPIL Live!

2009-03-31T18:17:00.002+08:00

Ahohohoho!

According to their official site, it's on April 15.

Walang nakalagay na time.

Update-update na lang.

Lovelots,
♥ ♥ ♥Lacar Buendia ♥ ♥ ♥

PAKYU LACAR THINGY

2009-03-24T01:16:00.004+08:00

FIRST, CLICK HERE. YOU NEED TO VIEW IT FIRST NOH. DOWNLOADING TAKES ONLY FEW SECONDS.

THEN READ NA THIS:

Why is this happening?! Effin sheeeet. Pati sa History ko, wala na rin don yung page ni Ichi na naging warzone! How can the world see? I want you to see, judge, and act. Hahahaha. Sociology. Basta. Sinong may point, ganun.

Anyway, I remember, I saved the page pero hanggang dito lang so kulang pa ng marami. I know, those parts na added ko lang ay not the mismong plurk and others would say, “Paano if inimbento ko lang ‘to?”, NO!!! There are people na nababasa yung mga plurks that time. At tandang-tanda ko yun noh. Sayang at hindi ko na na-save yung mas marami pang annoying statements, para naman magamit yung “To see is to believe” noh. Sayang. Again, I would like to apologize kay Ichi. Ako kasi yung nag-umpisa ng JOKE eh.

OK now. These plurks na encoded ko are just approximates. Let’s not include those plurks ng mga taong hindi kasama sa away. Sentinel VS. Scourge lang talaga. It’s between us.

After niyan:

[basta nag-usap yung Ecka at si Ichi...]

[sabi ni Kaban, “may pa bes bes pa”]

[sabi ni Ichi, “lahat na lang napapansin”]

START! [basta, isang line dito, sabi ni Ichi, “lagi na lang kayong nag-aaway...Y_Y”]

AKO: oo nga! Ang ganda2 ng araw ko tas bglang...

KABAN: pakyu lacar!

AKO: oo na! hahahahaha. eto na naman eh. *banana dance*

KABAN: basically, this is the first time she crossed my path after 5 or 6 months of peace...

KABAN: ewan ko baka nagsisisigaw pa siya..nkablock na sya sa fs at ym ko..:-)

LACAR: ikaw kaya nanguna! hahahaha.

KABAN: pakyu lacar si ichi kausap ko

KABAN: ur petty excuses...

LACAR: pakyu too, beloved ex! *banana dance*

KABAN: i freakin dumped u like a yr ago so get out of my life...freak!

LACAR: tangina mo. kapal mo talaga.

LACAR: [bad words...i dunno na... khit ano nang maisip]

KABAN: bhla ka na nga magbulakbol jan.

LACAR: okay. hahaha. *banana dance*

Eto point ko, yes, I always make kwento to other people how bad he is kasi ba naman, sino ba hindi maaasar sa ginawa niya..[Kung alam niyo lang yung buong story...and if not, message me!]. Pero this time, I mean yung time when I plurked my first reply, I didn’t have the bad aura. I mean, I have no intention of hurting that “pakyu lacar” author. See for yourselves, I put there sa latter part nung plurk the words “joke” and “peace”. It is a public plurk so alam kong mababasa yun ni Kaban, right? Kung alam kong magagalit sya, I won’t do that. Eh putangina, na-guilty ata eh. I know I’ve been very bad since he DUMPED me, normal yon! May karapatan akong gaguhin sya dahil sa galit ko. Hindi ako napapakali kapag hindi ko nagagawa yun..[PM me again!]. Oo, bad ako pero sana medyo may respeto. Putanginaniya, the whole world can see na minura nya ko at sinabihan ng kaputanginahan nang nandoon din ako. Parang ang loser ko naman?! And tangina, babae ako somehow. Kahit sinabihan nya pa akong boyish noong nakikipagbreak ang gago, tangina nya, may puke ako. Konting respeto.

You know, I already dumped several boys. OK lang sa akin kung muramurahin nila ako or awayin kasi ako naman yung nag-dump. Pero sa case na ‘to, medyo may kakapalan lang ang mukha ni Kevin Quitco Santos para ganyan-ganyanin ako noh?! Ang yabang nya puta! Pa-english-english pa! HOY! HINDI DAHIL NANDYAN KA SA PINAG-MIGRATAN MO EH HINDI MO AKO TATAGALUGIN. If I talk to you using my language, answer in that way. Fucktard! OK, alam ko yung iba sa nagbabasa nito, sasabihing sobra na akong mang-gulo sa kanya, pero kung gusto niyo, magpalit tayo ng nararamdaman. Baka mag-post din kayo ng ganito.

Ayun lang. Bastos eh. Meron pa ata ako sa FS mail. Pure english siya if he talks to me. Then I saw his account. Tagalog siya sa ibang tao. Hindi rin mayabang noh?!

You know, I don’t get it. What’s the difference ng paggamit ng ingles sa paggamit ng tagalong pag asar ka sa kausap mo? Yabang? Pride? Personally, minsan I speak english pag naaasar na pero hindi maiiwasan maging conyo.

Back to topic. See, judge, act. I am evil but to people who learned to dig dip within me, I became the definition of good. I’m ready for negativities. Opinions lang naman eh. Lahat tayo marunong gumawa niyan.

*ACTUALLY, NAISIP KO RIN NA KAYA BUMABA KARMA NYA KASI NAGING FRIEND NYA, HINDI NA FAN. BUMABABA KASI KARMA PAG HINDI MO NA FAN UNG ISANG PLURKER.*

I'm A Bitch But They Love Me Anyway

2009-03-22T13:43:00.004+08:00

"They" refers to my friends. Hahahaha. Bitch daw ako eh. Sabi ni "kqs". Who the hell is he? Hahaha. Some effin asswipe. I'm proud of our conversation eh.

Here:

I STARTED A JOKE....CLICK HERE...ETO UNG CONVERSATION NAMIN.

YES. HE CALLED ME BITCH.

My Plurk

My Favorite Prof (yung hindi Conyo)

2009-03-11T21:58:00.004+08:00

Sorry. Badtrip eh. Ngayon na nga lang nag-cut, una pang natawag.

Yeah. We decided to cut na lang kasi hindi naman namin magegets yung "lesson" kasi hindi naman siya magtuturo. We, the students yung magdidiscuss. WTH, ang daming pagsusulit today. May time pa ba kami para basahin ang Chapter 25? *Chapter 26 for Friday*

Hindi rin naman kami makikinig kasi we'll be busy reading the topics sa chapter 25 eh. At yung iba, Physics na lang aaralin. TAMA NAMAN AH?!

Ayun. Malas lang. I have no chance na to recite *as if naman may sasabihin ako*. Okay. Now I'm thinking, papasukan ko pa kaya siya sa Friday? Kainis eh.

We studied Physics na lang. Okay naman yung score. At least 'diba, may nice outcome yung pag-cut namin.

Wanted: Ely Buendia Clones

2009-03-09T23:49:00.004+08:00

I like the songs of Eraserheads especially when I was 2nd year high school. There was a time na kapag walang teacher, albums lang nila pinapatugtog sa room namin. Yeah, even sa house, nakinig na rin ako. I studied the chords, I bought pirated CD's (Sorry naman!).
...
But it never came to the point na sobrang ADIK ko...kay Ely Buendia...and it's happening now.

It was like, "OMG, Lacar! May pamilya na sya noh?!" ... "Alam ko. Hahaha. Aagawin ko siya sa asawa niya. Pero sa amin yung anak niya." ... Okay. Kausap ko lang sarili ko non.

Waaaaah. Kung kelan "Final Set" na, kung kelan last concert na (daw) nila, tsaka ako naadik ng sobra kay Ely!!! At take note, ang tanda na niya na compared nung dating sumisikat pa lang sila. (Syempre nga naman, marunong na ba akong magka-crush non?!).

Totoo naman eh! Mas gwapo siya ngayon kesa noong bata-bata pa siya. Galing nga eh! At 'di ko ma-imagine na siya yun dating yon. Ahhh! Shet. Promise.

Errr. Last March 7 sa concert, we're only there kasi sa Bronze eh. Gawd! Parang hindi siya yung kumakanta dun sa mga songs ko dito. Parang ang formal naman na kasi niya ngayon. Maybe nag-iingat lang. Pero ang cute niya lalo. Wahahaha. Pero it seems that he's sad kasi nga patay na si Francis M. nung March 6, na sabi eh surprise guest daw sa concert. So, sad talaga.

We left agad kasi ang daming tao. Sabay-sabay yun magsisilabas kaya nauna na kami. Kaso may unexpected daw. They went back pa eh konti na lang yung mga tao, ayun. Gate crash! Nalapit tuloy sila sa stage! Waaaaaah. I missed a lot.

Ay cute din si Raimund Marasigan. Hahahaha.

Anyway, sana hindi yun last concert. Feeling ko meron pa ulit. HAHAHA.

Shit. I can't study. I'm always thinking of Ely. Hahaha. I wanna have a BF or lifetime partner na kamukha niya...kasi 'di na siya pwede, right? Haha.

Photo credits.

PUTANG INA MO KA, KEVIN QUITCO SANTOS.

2009-03-01T01:45:00.006+08:00

Okay, I know super bad at personal nung title pero super naiinis lang ako when I checked my ex-boyfriend's account. I checked it 'coz, wala lang. I just want to and I'm not afraid kung malaman niya na tinignan ko ang ulol niyang account. And I don't care kung mabasa 'to ng malalapit sa puso niya (kung meron man).

Out of nowhere, when I read his fucking shoutout, kahit hindi naman niya sinabing para sa akin yun, naiinis ako. Tangina! "bakayaro!". Pusanggala, IKR?! So sino pa ang sasabihan niya niyan, right? HAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOL. Pwede ba, medyo alam ko naman yung konting japanese, pero sana pinanindigan mo nang English-en ako, mula nung nakikipagbreak yung lecheng mukha mo, 'di ba? Mas kewl yun. Stupid ka din! HAHAHA. POTA YOU.

Sa sobrang inis ko, while talking to my bes and mastah, eto, pinrint screen nila:

CLICK THE IMAGE PLEASE! May epal na nakasulat sa lower right. LOL.
Oh! Know what that means? "You're a big idiot, fatty ex-bf!". LOLOLOL.

LOL for ya mah ex! HAHAHAHA. Naiinis ako sayo. Ang tagal mo na akong ginago pero asar pa rin ako sayo. Kasi hindi pa ako nakakaganti tangnamoka. Gusto kong ilagay yung ulo mo sa oven. GAGU.

Nanganganton Po!

2009-02-18T19:31:00.000+08:00

Again, since I was given a chance kanina, eto ulit si Pancit Canton. HAHAHA. Kalamansi naman ngayon. Hmmmm. Medyo hindi na siya masarap pag malamig. HUHUHU. Anyway, please help me control myself. HAHAHA. 2 consecutive days na akong nanganganton. Baka lumobo na ako. Haaaaay. Anyway, siguro I'll limit myself na lang like, I'll gonna eat this instant PC uhm, at most twice a month? I think that's okay. Baka magsawa na rin ako later.

Ang Sarap Mo ;)

2009-02-17T18:37:00.000+08:00

SOBRANG NA-MISS KO SIYA!!!

You know, I can't remember the last time we saw each other. My mom kasi is like, ayaw niyang makikitang magkasama kami. Kaya if ever given a chance, if my mom's not at home, dinadala ko siya sa bahay. Then pag may group project nung high school, nandoon siya.

I can't define this feeling pero super nasiyahan ako today. Parang 'di ba, pag matagal nawala sayo then nagkita ulit kayo, ang saya non...OK I can't express it talaga. HAHAHA. Grabe, pero medyo nagbago na siya. Tumaas na kasi eh...

...yung presyo. Leche. Bata kasi nagbenta sa akin. 9php...tama ba? Pero 20php bigay ko, sinusuklian ako ng 12php? Buti mabait ako.

Ayan siya...sabi ko si Sweet and Spicy na lang.

You know, 1 serving is like bitin, right? Kaya pag nagluluto ako for myself, 2. HAHAHA. Sorry, matakaw lang. Pero yung EX ko pala, 4-8. Kaya nga baboy yun eh. Naman kasi noh, nung medyo lalayasan na niya ako nung papunta na siya sa bansa ni Obama, kain kami ng kain niyan. Nandamay pa sa pagbabaka-baboy?! Anyway, hindi ako bitter.

Ohhhh. Ang sarap mo talaga! Mwuuaaah!

This Is Why You're Fat

2009-02-11T21:13:00.000+08:00

Giant Breakfast Burrito

Mega Double Stuff Oreo

Snickers Pie

Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

I got this from http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/. And this was plurked by my friend ate Roanne.

Oh well, sobrang nagutom ako nung nakita ko yung pictures. Wooooh. Sana 'no, the more we eat, the more we get sexier. Hahaha. Asa naman. I like the burrito.

Just follow na lang the link. Ayokong nakawin yung laman ng site eh. Promote ko na lang.

Click next pala, bandang baba ng page. Medyo hindi ayos yung alignment ng objects sa site na yun. Pero dabest talaga yung food.

Na-tripan

2009-02-11T01:24:00.004+08:00

Gawa-gawa lang. Para maiba naman.

Domo arigato Johnine Dalangin for sharing a Google business card sa Plurk mo! Na-inspire ako dito. :)

Share You Emo-ness

2009-02-11T01:23:00.000+08:00

One mistake that I can tolerate is that I loved unconditionally despite the fact it was unappreciated.

Antifungal Drugs

2009-02-11T01:19:00.002+08:00

Napakabait ko. Kahit ganitong oras na na may mumu na sa paligid, i-she-share ko 'tong powerpoint nanaman™ ko.

Attached po dito sa blog ko sa multiply.

Anyway, sana may course na MSPPT07. Hehehehe. (~_~;)

BTW, it's 2007. Try lookin' for a friend na lang na pwede mag-convert to older version.

Uhm. Ma-good karma sana ako?! Naiisip ko pa rin yung KamalasanNiLacarNoongFebTenNgUmaga™ eh.

Vision Board

2009-02-08T23:14:00.000+08:00

My life too public eh? So? Ganun din naman, right? Makikita ng mga cytokines (special thanks to Plawer Gurl) sa paligid yung tumbler if you're using it na. And just for the sake of posting. : )
Hirap lang talaga i-position yung mga objects. Kasi tumbler shape eh. I used Photoshop CS3. Too many layers. Kahilo.

792 x 612 pixels ata yan. Pero ang labo pag lumaki? Aww.

Darts

2009-02-08T15:08:00.001+08:00

Wala lang. I miss playing darts.

I Have A Date This Valentine's

2009-02-08T11:41:00.001+08:00

Yeah. I have a date...with my dermatologist. Shiiiiiiiz. Ang hirap ng sensitive yung skin. Takte. Where did I get this kasi eh.

Damn. I'm taking again steroids again. Eh 'di mamamanas na naman ako. Tataba na naman because of water retention. Tae. Ang mahal pa nun ha!

Then the other medicines, of course mahal din. Plus the ointments. Hate it.

Ayoko na nga magkamot! Tae masyadong sensitive balat ko. Feeling ko super panget ko na. Pati kasi mukha! Amfness.

Anyway, I miss my dermatologist. Pero she's great. Prof nga sya ni daddy nung nagmemedicine sya sa UST eh. Dra. Marita Lim Ke.

And ang maganda sa check-up ko, laging N.C. Hahaha. No Charge. :)

Pero kahit na! Huhuhuhu.

For 5 days, I'll take Betamethasone - Loratadine (Claricort). 1 tab, bid. At 35.5php each.

Sabay ng Hydroxyzine HCl (Iterax 10 mg). 1 tab, bid. At 11.25php lang naman. Pero 1 week. Wooh I took na this before.

After nong Claricort, for 1 week, I'll gonna take Cetirizine (Alnix 10 mg). 1 tab, bid. 23.75php each. Woooh.

Then for my cheeks, nag-rash kasi. Amf. Dahil don sa Eskinol na pimple gel na yun. I'm using now Fluticasone (Cutivate 5 g). That's creamand 269php. Grabe!!!!! 2x a day.

And my bestfriend, Betamethasone dipropionate-Gentamicin sulfate(Diprogenta 5 g) Woah 341php. 3x to extremities and body. IMHO, effective talaga sya.

Eto naman yung mga dating pinrescribe pero now, not anymore:
Potassium permanganate (1:10 000)
Aerius (pero I took this last week haha)
Panoxyl
(Parang may kulang. Hahaha.)

Then self-medication, which is bad, I took Chlorpeniramine. Ahaha. Pasaway.

Pagdasal nyo ko. Sana hindi na ako magkamot. Hahaha.

Ang Gulo Ng Buhay!

2009-02-06T23:15:00.002+08:00

Isko: Gulo ng buhay, pare!

Pare: Ay! Sinabi mo pa! Lalo na buhay ko! Nagpakasal ako sa biyuda. May anak na dalaga. Pinakasalan ni tatay yung anak. Nanay ko na tuloy yung dalaga. Si tatay manugang ko na! Yung asawa ko, biyenan na ni tatay. Kung magkakaanak sila nung dalaga, lolo ako ng kapatid ko?!

Maraming salamat kay Aida Marae Tan Busa para sa text.

Coffee Alamid Is From Alamids' Shit

2009-01-25T16:40:00.004+08:00

Hohoho. Oh yeah. Tae ng Alamid.

Last sembreak, we went to Market! Market! and there we saw a stall selling Alamid Coffee. It's super new to us kasi wala naman nito sa Malabon, DUH?

We knew then that it's the tae talaga of Civet / Alamid.

We didn't buy muna that time. You know, 1000php ata yung whole then 600php yung 50 g na binili namin last week. When we got home, I opened the jar and smelled it. I was a bit hesitant kasi alam kong tae yun eh. Pero mabango naman...pero kahit na. Tae talaga.

Whole coffee beans talaga so we looked pa for coffee grinder kagabi. Ayun. I grinded na them kanina. Yiheee. Excited na ko matikman. Mamaya na lang. HAHAHA.

This is from http://arengga.com/philCoffee.html

Coffee Alamid is Philippine Civet Coffee from wild civet droppings on the different forest floors of Philippine mountains. The Paradoxorus Philippinensis is a civet which belongs to the mongoose family - a nocturnal animal which uses its nose to choose the ripest and sweetest coffee cherries and relentlessly eats them during coffee season. Gathered very early in the morning usually before the sun rises, the forest dwellers climb the mountain and pick the civet droppings on the forest floors. On a good day, a gatherer can collect one kilo of civet droppings .

Coffee Alamid is a blend of the Philippine's finest Arabica, Liberica and Exelsa beans. When roasted, it exudes an almost musical, fruity aroma. It has a strong, sweet , dark chocolatey taste that is perfect for that morning kick or high power meetings. Definitely a clean cup.

Coffee Alamid

supports the protection of the civets
preserves the civets' habitat & the environment
provides livelihood for the forest dwellers

Photos from the net (I forgot to copy the image locations.):

Photos from yours truly:

Before grinding...

Coffee Beans!

Yummy.

Eww. Haha. Grinded na.

Hmmm...

Yum!

HAAAAAIIIIIIIIR

2009-01-25T14:40:00.004+08:00

I just wanna share this picture.

I'm speechless.

LOL.

I got the photo here.

Applications of Physics (^^,)

2009-01-24T00:34:00.003+08:00

Dahil natutuwa ako sa Physics dahil magaling magturo si Sir Nuval, nakikinig talaga ako. Hahaha. At dahil may quiz tayo next week, magrerevirew na ako ngayon.

Of course, upon reviewing, I'll gonna compile na rin the quotes we've learned from him. If kulang, add kayo. Haha. Yan lang narinig ko eh. LOL.

--- after 5 minutes of browsing... ---

Medyo wala na ako matandaan na quotes niya nung monthly. Wait.

Here:

"'Pag mainit, mas nag-e-expand. Kaya kapag magpapagasolina ka, 'wag sa tanghali."

- [Origin of Kilogram... na medyo hindi constant] Kasi lugi ka daw eh. Alam niyo na yon!

"Kapag nasa fulcrum, hindi ka makakapag-produce."

- [Torque] Of course, ako pa. Ang green ko. Naisip ko, what's the significance of this statement in making? HAHA. Korni. (Basta may malagay.)

"Ayan. Kunyare binigyan kayo ng boypren niyo ng flowers... Boypren ha. Hindi Shota. Magkaiba kasi yon. Yung boypren hinahatid ka sa bahay niyo."
- [Center of Gravity] Of course, naka-relate ako diyan. Without bitterness, I'm gonna share to you that before, my EX-cockroach makes sumbong to me that his friend calls me SHOTA. Ayaw niya daw eh. Short-time daw kasi. Well, totoo naman. Gago eh noh.

Ooohhhh. Prelims na ngayon yung bina-browse ko.

"The higher the mass, the higher the inertia. Kaya kung mataba ka, mas malaki inertia mo. Mahirap kang galawin."
- [Malamang Inertia yung topic.] Hahaha. Okay sorry sa slow. LOL.

"Sa Tug of War, hindi nananalo yung magaling humatak. Mas nananalo yung magaling tumulak sa ground."- [3rd Law of Motion] Yun ata. Hahaha. Okay. Alam na ang gagawin pag may palaro.

"Kung nasa space kayo, pillin niyong maging kayo si Astronaut B. Bobo lang pipili kay A at C."

- [3rd Law of Motion pa rin] Oh para sa mga magpupunta sa outerspace. Alam niyo na ha.

"Kapag walang friction, wala kayo dito sa mundo."
- [Friction malamang yung topic.] Oh kanya-kanyang interpretation na lang 'dyan ah.

"Under sa kinetic friction, yung mga hindi masyadong tamad, sliding at rolling friction. Then yung mga mahirap piliting mag-aral, static friction."
- [Friction] O saan ka 'dyan? HAHAHA.

"If there's an interaction, there's impulse."

- [Impulse] Oh para sa mga may kaaway at ka-LQ. Hahaha. Bati na. Interaction daw oh.

"Hindi lahat ibibigay niyo sa boypren niyo. Magtira kayo sa sarili niyo. Oh si 3 kg, hindi lahat binigay niya. Nagtira siya para sa sarlili niya."

- [Momentum] Hahaha. Oh 'wag ibibigay lahat ah. 'Di pa kayo kasal. HAHAHA.

"So, mali yung nasa Superman. Pero okay lang. Gwapo naman siya eh. Tsaka macho."

- [Momentum pa rin 'to 'diba?] Ayy nagulat kami sa reaction hahaha.

"So para mapaandar niyo yung cart gamit ang bote ng Coke, lagyan niyo ng maraming mentos."

- [Momentum ba? HAHA ZZZZZzzzz.] HAHAHA. Cool noh.

"Kung ikaw yung lalaki at sasakay kayo ng kasama mong babae sa ~~chubibo~~ caterpillar, pasakayin mo siya sa mas malapit sa gitna para siya yung uusod papunta sayo kapag umandar na."

- [Centrifugal Force - no such thing as this daw.] Oiiii. Strategy.

AT ETO, KANINA:

"''Pag mas malapit kayo, mas malaki yung gravitational force."

- [Newton's Law of Gravitation] Hahaha. Valentine's na! Sana malaki FG namin ng kahit sinong papalicious.

AT SIYEMRE ANG ALL-TIME FAVORITE SHOUTOUT NG LAHAT:

"IT IS NOT THE FALL THAT HURTS. IT IS THE SUDDEN STOP."
- [High-Rise Syndrome] Yang mga pusa kasi eh. Talon ng talon. Nag-came up pa tuloy si ser sa paggawa ng nakaka-emo na quote. Of course may impact sa ating lahat.

MABUHAY ANG LIKNAYAN!

Me Strikes Back

2009-01-23T22:32:00.000+08:00

Wooh super stressful week last week. Super Bangag ako. Tatlong formal reports ginawa ko. Oo, tatlo talaga.

Then, this week, pahinga. So, wala ako ginawa kundi matulog. Kahit sa klase. ZZZzzzZZZZzzz. Naman kasi. Yung Biochem. Kung ano-ano na nasasagap ng utak ko, hindi ko na maintindihan si Ma'am Sarile, OKAY?! Ayun. Pag-uwi, tulog. Kaya hindi ako nakakapag-online.

1st half ng Monday, medyo stressed kasi may quizzes na sunod-sunod. Then Tuesday to Thursday, petiks. Of course, Thursday night, stress yan. Then kanina, Friday na. Medyo stress nung umaga. At tulog ako nung MicroPara. Pero nagsusulat ng notes. Wooh. Buti hindi ako tumumba eh noh.

I took a bath pag-uwi. So HOT kasi. Hmmmm I feel, simula na naman ng pagiging nocturnal ko ngayong gabi.

Quizzes next week. HINDI SILA NAG-USAP-USAP NA MAGPA-QUIZ SABAY-SABAY NOH? Parang last week lang ah. - Parang last week lang malamig.

I got lotsa stuff to post sana kaso na-accumulate na. Tinatamad na ako. Hahaha.

Caution: HOT - Hideo Muraoka

2009-01-10T09:01:00.006+08:00

Familiar? I betcha saw this na when malling. ;)

Name: Hideo Muraoka
Height: 6'2"
Birthplace: Sao Paolo
Ethnicity: Japanese-Brazilian
Vital Stats: 39-30-38
Shoes: 12
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Occupation: Model

I finally found you! Shiiiz. Whenever I'm in the Mall, napapahinto talaga ako kapag nakikita ko 'tong poster ng folded & hung. Grabe, lagi ko sinasabi, "SHET! Ang gwapo. Takte. Ang HOT." Ayun. I dunno, pero the first time I saw this, it made me reminiscent of my cockroach eh. I dunno. Maybe the eyes and the hati ng hair. Ganun ata kasi hati niya nung last days na na we're together. HAAAAAAAY. Pero I don't care na about my EX. Burn in hell! Yuck. Sobrang perfect naman nito compared sayo noh. DUH.

Grabe, hybrids are so hot right now. The hunk here is a Brazilian-Japanese hybrid. Makapaghanap nga! Hahahaha. Then kahapon, while in the salon, upon browsing the magazine, nakita ko pa siya. Hahaha! Napapa-smile tuloy ako. Hihihihi.

More pictures to drool on:

Sources:

Got AIDS?

2009-01-03T01:09:00.001+08:00

HISTORY

The AID-sional Care Institute is the most modern special hospital in Ermita, Manila. It is exclusive for patients suffering from AIDS.

It was founded on 24 July 2008 by a corporation named Group Five (^_____^). Group Five consists of six members: Farnesyl Idago, Jane Infante, Karla Justo, Kabz Kababalahgan, Noel King, and Mae Lao.

A month after their graduation day, Mr. Kabz Kababalaghan was petitioned and started living in the USA. Because of the influences of some liberated friends and relatives, Mr. Kababalaghan started to adapt on his new world and started to live the “life”.

Few months after, Group Five received a mail saying that their friend Mr. Kababalaghan died because of AIDS. They were on a state of shock and later on decided to build a special hospital for patients suffering from AIDS to honour their friend's death.

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